Oh lord. We knew this day was coming, but we were really, really hoping to be dead before it happened. Perez Hilton has unveiled his clothing line for Hot Topic. I'm going to hate myself for writing this, but it actually totally makes sense and he'll probably make a good chunk of money on it. His wares are like those he peddles on his gossip site, cheap, easy and created with 12-year-old girls in mind.
Also, I've never been one to jump on the Perez bandwagon, but I never noticed that he actually has really striking blue eyes - it's probably because his hair was always so heinous that I hadn't really noticed. Maybe he should just stick to hats.
In any case, I'm pretty sure I can't fit into any of that shit and I'm already ashamed enough of how I make my money as it is - no need to advertise with a "Gossip Gangster" pair of flip-flops.
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Ouchie. This looks like a failed runway task on America's Next Top Model, but really, it's just poor Fergie-Ferg losing her balance in some crazy-ass heels. I usually like to tease her, but walking in those shoes looks about as easy as trying to solve a Rubik's cube - without removing and replacing the stickers.
Despite the fact that the "Labels or Love" singer claims that she "grew up watching Sex and the City," she doesn't look like she got any pointers on how to walk in heels from the ladies. Oh, I'm kidding. I watched that show pretty religiously and I still look like drag queen in a pair of her momma's heels whenever I have to wear the big-girl shoes.
But you know what? Fergie's wet her pants onstage before and lived to sing another day and I have to give her props for that.
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Quite honestly, I think this is the best that Bai Ling has ever looked. She and Jason Statham are seen here on the set of Crank 2. The scene looks like it calls for Bai to to use Jason's body to help relieve her special itch down there. Actually, maybe this actually is a Vagisil commercial.
I really wouldn't want to be the person in charge of laundering those jeans of Jason's. Also, Jason might want to check his wallet at the end of the day.
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Ten percent of this outfit is ridiculous, with the other ninety percent appearing to be pretty damn good, but that ten percent is just so glaringly wrong that it really does a pretty decent job of tainting the rest. You might not understand what I'm talking about if you weren't forced to scroll down through the entire picture to get to the text part of this blog.
I'm loving Mariah Carey's outfit that she wore to TRL except for the fact that she suddenly decided that her bright red wedges (also known affectionately as her "hooker clown shoes") would be the most appropriate choice of footwear. I have a sneaking suspicion that Mariah decided she wanted to try some of those skinny, cropped jeans all the kids were wearing, but refused to understand when her stylist told her that the look has to be completed ballet flats. I imagine Mariah simply laughed and said, "How would I possibly walk around in ballet flats? My feet don't even naturally rest flat anymore." Seriously, they're like Barbie's now.
Also, the wash on that pair of jeans is kind of strange.
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13 more photos of Mimi posing to her hearts content outside the TRL studios are after the jump.
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Lisa and J. have their say after the jump.
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J. Harvey and Lisa Timmons share their thoughts on Diddy's outfit after the jump.
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Lisa and J. chime in after the jump.
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This one is up for interpretation. The editors give their points of view after the jump.
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J. Harvey: It's not so much the outfit as the stance. What's she readying for? Something's 'bout to drop! That bow doesn't distract from the lack of poise, sugar.
Lisa Timmons: I think that if it weren't for the bow and the tips of her toes, I'd be happy. She looks like a goofy mime, dressed up for a date.
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