April 30, 2008
Here's Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford looking like he hasn't washed that salad in quite some time. Christ, just get some Suave. It's not that pricey and they have it at the Stop N' Shop! A little dab'll do ya! I'm not sure about these stars that think that just because they're famous they can put the kibosh on personal hygiene. I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts. I'm not trying to sound like that fascist Tom Ford, but you owe it to the world not to go outside with your head looking like dirty sheep.
In these pics, Chace is jogging in Central Park. He's probably just running away from Rumer Willis. That girl is fast when she feels a possible tug on her fishing line.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
More photos of Chace Crawford getting his run on after the jump.
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April 17, 2008
Which is probably his raison d'être. He exacerbates my insecurity complex. Here's Tom Ford in Prestige magazine, looking hot and rich. He's unleashing a menswear line upon the world which I'm sure only rich and beautiful people can afford.
My issue with Tom is that in one part of the interview he's all about how much "confidence" is a turn-on and how everyone should be confident. And then he spouts this:
"I take pride in my appearance. And dressing well is kind of good manners, if you ask me. You're inflicting yourself on the public in the same way as a piece of furniture. When you're standing in a room, your effect on that room is the same as a chair's effect, or a sculpture. You're part of someone's view, you're a part of that world, and so you should . . . I find it's a show of respect to try to put on your best face and look as good as you can."
Jesus, f*cking christ. Who needs the pressure? Does this mean I can't go out in a hoodie with my face all scruffy? What if I have a zit (or three)? Huh? What if I can balance a beer bottle on my f.u.pa.? Who the hell can be "on" all the time? Soulless fashion robots, that's who. "Inflicting yourself on the public"? Holy shite! You've inflicted yourself on my psyche, asshole!
More photos of Tom Ford for Presige Magazine are after the jump.
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March 19, 2008
Here's the gorgeous Donatella Versace. I...I don't know what to say about this. It's too late for sunscreen, right? Once you've permanently baked yourself into a riverbed, and done enough cocaine that your face is sliding off your skull, the jig is up, right? Here's Donatella Versace looking like she just popped out of the Mos Eisley cantina in the first Star Wars flick after a hard night of drinking with Han and Chewie.
Donatella made an appearance at the Versace Men's Line launch party at Barney's New York. Woody Allen, his incest victim, socialite Tinsley Mortimer, Patti LaBelle, and Scissor Sisters front man Jake Shears were also up in that bitch. You know that coat on Patti is real. She probably pointed out which animals she wanted slaughtered.
Donatella was recently appointed chairperson of Fashion Fringe. Fashion Fringe appears to be some sort of program designed to aid designers in Britain by awarding scholarships and funding. Donatella is taking over for sweaty fashion sex god and future parent Tom Ford.
Don't do drugs, kids. And don't wile away your hours on a tanning bed while giving orders to minions in Italian. Don't smoke. That's what I've taken away from this. Well, that and I have some new ideas on how to hide my receding hairline.
Photos: WENN
13 more photos from the Versace Men's Line Launch Party featuring Donatella Versace, Simon Doonan, Tinsley Mortimer, Jake Shears, Patti LaBelle, Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn are after the jump.
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March 11, 2008
Photos: Getty Images
Sex god fashion designer Tom Ford has revealed that he wants a baby. A sweaty Mystic-tanned baby. What are you gonna tell the kid when he sees the perfume ad where you had the bottle in the guy's buttcrack and the girl's hoo-hah? "Daddy was whimsical"? "Daddy got paid a lot of money to gross people out"? "Daddy was fighting for the rights of models to carry perfume bottles like it was a fraternity hazing"?
Tom says that he and his older partner Richard plan to accquire a kid sometime this year. He says ""Richard (Buckley, Ford's longtime partner) knows I've wanted this for a long time. He's just resisted it. He would be a spectacular father. It's going to give his life new meaning." Sounds like ole' Rich didn't have much of a say. What Tommy wants, Tommy gets!
Ford figures that since Richard will "leave the planet ahead of me", he can't "not have had something I've wanted forever". How old is Rich? Is he riding a Lark? Or is Tom plotting his murder? Rich better watch out. Babies are a lot cuter than old guys and you can dress them up however you like. He's a designer, it's his primary function. Tom sounds crazy, and like a new man purse could also fulfill this need of his.
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February 10, 2008
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Nicole Richie and her babydaddy Joel Madden were some of the celebs on hand at the Eli Broad Contemporary Art Museum in LA last night. All four reported that their kiddies are doing "great". Nicole gave birth to daughter Harlow one month ago and reports that she's "great". In fact she's "really great, thank you!" and Joel reports "yeah, she's good". These two are fascinating. I know it was a crush of media but you can make it colorful, you boring pinheads.
Speaking of interesting, smiling psychiatry hating would be fascist (dude, did you see his best friend, Scientology head David Miscaviage's video? I'm not exaggerating) Tom Cruise talked about daughter Suri with reporters. Katie was allowed to speak briefly. The usual, she's practically a woman and she will be taking over the earth soon and anyone involved with the psychiatric profession will be put in camps. You know, adorable toddler stuff.
Photos: Getty Images
36 many more photos of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera from the Broad Contemporary Art Museum at the Los Angeles County Museum Of Art opening also featuring Lauren Hutton, Dennis Hopper, James Spader, Dustin Hoffman, Petra Nemcova, Don Johnson, David Byrne, Tony Bennett, Rita Wilson, Tom Ford, Angelica Houston and Maria Shriver.
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October 8, 2007
Fashion designer/sweaty Lothario Tom Ford likes to show it off. Show his off, show what's on the models off. He drips with sex all over the place. Everybody's always naked up in his urea (yeah, I spelled it with a "u"). His new fragrance's ad campaign features the bottle barely obscuring a model's hey nanny nanny. He's sorta hot, too. I'm all for towel fights. Who isn't?
On the November cover of gay lifestyle magazine Out, a faux banged-up Tom Ford is the new cover boy. Of course, the Austin-born fashion designer is dressed in a sleek suit with a tie, pocket square and cufflinks.
Ford stripped down for his futuristic Steven Klein portfolio in W magazine, but for Out, he is naked in at least one in a series of boxing-themed photos.
Looking at the Ford photo on a magazine's Web site, Ford's backside is shown as he and two naked models hang out in a locker room shower.
According to New York magazine, which published an item on Ford's Out appearance, "He was also fine with a nude boxing-themed Terry Richardson photo shoot in which he flicked towels at male models. One shot, featuring a bottle of Ford's fragrance nestled in a man's butt crack, didn't make it to print, and Ford wants to use it for his next ad campaign."
"Yes, I'll have that bottle of cologne, the one in the guy's ass. Perfect!"
Check out the NSFW photo of Tom Ford's bare tush after the jump.
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September 12, 2007
OK, this picture is WAY zoomed in, so that you can't exactly see where this bottle of cologne is located. Needless to say, I'm guessing that so much baby oil was used during the photo shoot for this ad campaign, that it was the sole job of one production assistant to make sure that the bottle didn't just slide away and shoot into the wall. If you take a closer look at the ads after the jump (one of which features some shiny, plastic-looking boobies), the imagery becomes very obvious but hey, like they say, sex sells. That's why I'm generally scantily clad and making suggestive poses whenever I'm writing these blog posts. See? I'm doing something now and it's so naughty, I think I might get arrested.
Check out the NSFW ads after the jump.
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May 30, 2007
You are not alone. The designer, who is labeled as the "the straightest gay man alive," has no fear about his twig and berries. New York mag delves into the talent of former Gucci guru. His notoriety surrounds female empowerment and releasing that inner dominatrix. As he branches out into the male form and launches a fleet of menswear stores, he insists his sexual appeal is still there. Despite the rumors of a toupee and lifts hidden in his shoes, he brands himself as a walking product. He draws attention to his "endowments" and feels that if you got it flaunt it.
"I don't know, I'm not sure," he says in his flirty baritone, accented by a macho Texas twang. "Why shouldn't women have sex for enjoyment? Why should showing off be a bad thing?" He throws one hand in the air, snarls, and reaches down to grab it. "Men have been very crude for a long time--I mean, you walk down the street and guys scream, 'Hey, baby!'"
Oh how droll.
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March 28, 2007
Whoopi Goldberg kicked off the 18th annual GLAAD Media Awards by saying "OK, I'm gay." She was kidding of course, and followed up with, "but if I was, you would be the first to know." Patti LaBelle received the Excellence in Media Award and after an amazing intro by Jennifer Hudson, she had this to say:
"I am so honored that the gay and lesbian community honors me tonight because I have been with you for forty-five years," LaBelle said in her acceptance speech. "I don't know why people discriminate against you. I don't know why people can't see you marrying. Whatever you want to do, it should be accepted by the world."
Julian Moore presented the Vito Russo Award to her friend, fashion designer, Tom Ford. Kate Clinton received the Pioneer Award for her work as an openly lesbian comedian and activist.
More coverage, photos and audio interviews from the red carpet to be posted tomorrow. Oh, and I even have a little backstage scoop (and I mean that literally, not figuratively, so get your mind out of the gutter!)...
(WENN)
Full list of New York's winners after the jump (plus more photos), including Outstanding Film - Limited Release, Outstanding Documentary, Outstanding Reality Progam, Outstanding Music Artist and more!
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November 14, 2006
Hopefully, Tom Ford's thoughts on personal body odors aren't going to be too strongly reflected in his new scent, "Black Orchid." While at the launch party for his new perfume, Tom waxed eloquent about the beauty of being stinky.
"I don't wear deodorant. I don't! I actually love the way that human beings smell. And I love the way my dog's ears smell. My smell is a little sweat, a little dog. I think a lot of us have gotten so weird about it, especially Americans. Americans love to, like, wash away all trace of human smell. I like human smell. It's what makes us attracted to each other. I mean, I'm not attracted to some laundry that I take out after I've put Febreeze in it. I don't like clean. I don't like the smell of soap."
Um, are we sensing a pattern here?
Tom Ford No Fan of Soap [NY Mag]
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