May 22, 2008
Doesn't she look beautiful? Beautiful...AND DEADLY! Here's anger management dropout Naomi Campbell at the Cannes premiere of Stephen Soderbergh's Che. But who's that short guy with her? Why, that's convicted felon Christophe Rocancourt! Rocanourt was convicted in 2002 on charges of theft, grand larceny, smuggling, bribery and perjury. He did five years in the pen, found Jesus and then published a memoir which might be turned into a film.
This character is a dirty rotten scoundrel of the highest order. The Frenchman, 41, made a career out of conning the super rich out of their cash, and came to America claiming his Moms was Sophia Loren. He managed to insinuate himself into the graces of celebrity blockheads like Mickey Rourke and Jean-Claude Van Damme. So that's who's responsible for those movies.
Is this some sort of outreach program?
Naomi might be acting odder than usual because of her advanced age (for a model). She celebrated her 38th birthday with a party in Cannes last night and an afterparty on Diddy's yacht. She left at 3 AM, purportedly crying. Was there some sort of celebrity intervention for psychotic supermodels? Maybe they wouldn't let her hang onto her deadly throwing cell phone if she was drinking. That would make me sad.
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More photos of Naomi Campbell and Christophe Rocancourt are after the jump.
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May 21, 2008
Seriously. How did Cate Blanchett have one-month-old Ignatius? By magic? Is there a surrogate we don't know about? Bitch shot out the kid and ran her impossibly glamorous ass to the red carpet. She is on a whirlwind tour supporting the Indiana Jones movie. She plays the flick's villain, a psychic Russian agent named Spalko. After being present for the Cannes premiere, she jetted over to Sydney, Australia for THEIR premiere. Damn! All that traveling is making me tired, and I'm a fat bitch on a couch!
"I feel 65 at the moment," Blanchett laughed when asked about all the traveling she's doing lately.
Blanchett reportedly plans to settle down after this and devote her efforts to the Sydney Theatre Company. Cate is co-director, along with husband Andrew Upton. Cate has been doing films for ten years straight and plans to use her time with the theatre company as a break.
She might also be doing press in the winter for her next flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons, though. The David Fincher flick starring Cate, Tilda Swinton and Brad Pitt drops at Christmas time and people are already talking about its Oscar worthiness. I think a film starring both Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton might cause me to grip my pearls and call for smelling salts.
Jesus Christ, can she help with my gout and straighten out the Tower of Pisa while she's at it? Bitch is Superman! You know she probably sold her soul to the devil for her looks, talent, dress sense and unlimited energy. This all feels very Faustian to me.
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More photos of Cate Blanchett at the premiere of the Indy movie in Australia are after the jump.
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Madonna was ALL sorts of animated (well at least as much as her plastic surgery would allow) at the Cannes premiere of her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are. Madonna wrote and produced the film, which explores the plight of African orphans in Malawi. She's donated almost 3 million dollars to the Raising Malawi charity since adopting her son David Banda 18 months ago.
Is Sharon staring at Madge's titties through that dress? She can see nip, too. These two give off an air of rich lesbian. I can totally see them guest-starring as a rich power lezzie couple on The L Word. They need a sex scene with Shane!
In bizarro news, word is that Madonna bonded backstage at Cannes with...Mike Tyson? Mike's been hanging there with Diddy to promote his own documentary, Tyson. Apparently, he's trying to show everyone that he's not the cannibalistic jailbird that he actually is and pretended to show interest in/feign that he understood Madonna's Malawi interests.
"Madonna thinks Mike is amazing and asked if she could have a private screening of his documentary, Tyson, while she was in the Riviera. Mike agreed immediately. And, aware that having a celebrity fan will do wonders for his doc, he offered to do a favour in return," a source says. What?
Guy Ritchie must be like "there is no way in bloody hell I'm letting that ponce into our house, love."
Tyson has apparently promised Madonna that he will accompany her to Malawi this summer to promote AIDS awareness. Oh, really? Wasn't he just found sniffing cocainya off his windshield or something? Madonna, you do not want to trifle with this one. I know you've had some freaky men up in your bed (Rodman?), but ths guy's a biter. For real. She was probably just shining his ass on until she could get behind her security detail.
He totally reminds me of one of those pitbulls that trots around with a toddler in its mouth like nothing's the matter.
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17 more photos from the Cannes premiere of I Am Because, plus you can see the goods through her see-through dress, after the jump.
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May 20, 2008
This picture kinda wigged me out. Angelina Jolie looks flawless, but that weird goddess dress and the crazy eyes are doing my head in. Is she Gaia come to punish us all for polluting the Earth? Brad doesn't want to talk about it, but she looks like she's going to start shooting lightning out of her mouth and then flood the earth for our betrayal!
Here's snaps from the premiere of her Clint Eastwood-directed film The Changeling (though it might actually be retitled The Exchange) at Cannes. Angelina plays Christine Collins, who's 9-year-old son goes missing in 1920s California. When the cops return the boy to her, she rrealizes he isn't hers and Christine has to fight the corrupt LAPD who want to make the case disappear. I'm curious as to how they tried to pull this off. Were people not that bright in the 1920s? They just passed her a different kid? I need to see this!
I hope Phoebe Price and Victoria Silvstedt are the first whores to be zapped by Angie's goddess power. What are those Z-list bitches doing there? How did they afford the airfare?
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22 more photos from the premiere of Changeling at Cannes featuring Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clint Eastwood, Sean Combs, Sharon Stone, Michelle Yoeh, Victoria Silvstedt, Dita Von Teese, Tim Robbins and Phoebe Price are after the jump.
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May 19, 2008
Hot damn! I need to get to Vienna next year. Here's some snaps from the 16th annual Life Ball, which is Europe's biggest HIV/AIDS charity gala. The event started off as mainly gay (ya think?) until celebs got involved and now it's open to everyone who wants to sex it up in trampy, imaginative outfits and act slutty for a good cause.
Celebs in the house included AMFAR chairwoman and former cat flasher Sharon Stone, Sex and the City's Kim Cattrall, supermodel Linda Evangelista, and Debbie Harry (looking hot at 100).
"As Samantha (in "Sex and the City"), I've always carried a condom in my purse," Cattrall told the crowd. "The message is more important than the fun (we are having tonight)." Oh, and go see my movie.
The event raised 1.86 million last year for projects battling HIV/AIDS.
I can't stop looking at Sharon Stone's skirt. It's one of those moments when you can't figure out if something is totally beautiful or ugly. Help me. Is Alan Cumming dressed as Estelle Getty in space in 1968? I wish I'd thought of that.
More photos from the 16th annual Life Ball charity event featuring Kim Cattrall, Sharon Stone, Eve, Marcus Schenkenberg, Barbara Meier, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Debbie Harry and Alan Cumming are after the jump.
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May 14, 2008
Here's some exclusive footage of Stephanie Pratt from The Hills talking about her douchey brother, Spencer Pratt, at The Hills season finale party. Apparently, he's really funny and not pleased that she's friends with Lauren Conrad. Because you know, Lauren vs. Heidi Montag and Spencer and so on. Watching The Hills must suck brain cells. Writing about it sure does.
Stephanie says that she thinks Spencer is merely fixated on not liking Lauren, and proving a point, and just taking it out on her. She also claims that Spencer is speaking with Brody Jenner again. This might be because Brody reportedly has a new MTV show on the way called Bromance. Unless this "bromance" involves hot oil massage between mens, then count me out.
Spencer and Brody were on the outs (at least as determined by the show's writers) because Brody wouldn't drop Lauren Conrad. Since then, Spencer has reportedly regretted his ultimatum. Either that, or he realizes hanging out with Brody could mean double the photo opps. Spencer would insert himself into the FBI warning at the beginning of DVDs if he could. Winking at the camera while Heidi poledanced in the background.
"Spencer had been calling and texting for a long time, begging to make up, but Brody was just blowing him off," a source said. "Spencer was relentless."
Jenner apparently realized he might need a "name" co-star for Bromance (I can't type that without cringing) so he's speaking with Pratt again. Grody and Twat, together again.
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Tom Cruise is a huge Gossip Girl fan. I know, right? I was shocked, too. He's very manly and doesn't seem like the type to be into a show about lusty teenagers text-messaging each other while wearing elaborate hair clips. Heh. Tom, accompanied by wife Katie Holmes as his excuse, rolled up on Chace Crawford at the MET's Costume Institute Gala and Tom gave him a jock-check. Ok, they really just told him how much they liked his show. But you know what Tom was after.
"Tom and Katie went up to Chace to say how much they love him and the show. They didn't talk to any of the other cast members," says a source.
Well, no, because Tom likes em' tall and Abercrombie. You know Chace got a special creme-colored card with raised print containing a single phone number with no name. Tom told Katie to stare at the punchbowl and think about Xenu as a distraction. Or he just hit her consciousness "off" switch.
Seeing as Chace we previously linked with N*Sync closet case JC Chasez, I don't think this is a newfangled thing for him.
More of Chace Crawford's GQ photo shoot is after the jump.
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May 09, 2008
Hilary Duff strut her stuff at Allure magazine's photo exhibition and silent auction on Wednesday night. Here she is being escorted by her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie. He cleans up well. His head is as big as mine, so James Van Der Beek and I know his pain. The three of us should take our enormous melons out for beers and perhaps we can persuade the hockey player to lose clothing. Hockey players are hot as long as they manage to hold onto the teeth.
The event was to benefit skin cancer research and ties in with Hil appearing on the cover of Allure's May issue. Inside, celebs such as Angie Harmon, Gabrielle Union, Jill Scott, and Ana Ortiz pose nude.
Hilary recently verified that she is "not engaged!" Yes, there was an exclamation point. Settle down, Chiclets! I hope Katherine McPhee finds work soon. She's far too pretty not to.
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Photos of Katharine McPhee and Carey Lowell who also attended the Allure Magazine 'Most Alluring Bodies' Event are after the jump.
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May 08, 2008
Here's some pics from the premiere of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Tilda Swinton must be reprising her role as the White Witch in a ghost capacity because I'm pretty sure she got eaten by a lion or something in the last one. Ben Barnes is a new addition as the title character of Prince Caspian.
Director Andrew Adamson commented on the screenwriters shoehorning in a romance between Prince Caspian and the Susan Pevensie character. Which is blasphemous, because THAT didn't take place in the book that I read when I was a kid. Ugh, don't ruin a good thing!
"I think it's very sensitively handled," he said. "The kids are growing up. If you look at Ben and you look at Anna, it seems really implausible that they wouldn't have some feelings for each other."
Like hell! Let's have a seance and ask C.S. Lewis! Why don't we just have Aslan leave his career as Narnia's savior and take a job with a competing firm?
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20 more photos of the Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian NYC premiere featuring Ben Barnes, Tilda Swinton, Camilla Belle, William Moseley, Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson are after the jump.
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Seal made a big revelation at last week's Lupus L.A. Orange Ball in Beverly Hills. This is the same event where Paula Abdul joked about her drunk ass antics on last week's Idol. Besides performing, Seal revealed that he has lupus himself.
"You've all shown your generosity and your support, and as a 20-or-so-odd-year sufferer myself, I feel really fortunate to be in the position to contribute," Seal said.
Sean performed four songs. The Lupus Research Institute announced it had established a grant in Seal's name that will go to lupus-related initiatives. Show your man some love, Heidi Klum, that's a rough thing to deal with!
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