May 22, 2008
Doesn't she look beautiful? Beautiful...AND DEADLY! Here's anger management dropout Naomi Campbell at the Cannes premiere of Stephen Soderbergh's Che. But who's that short guy with her? Why, that's convicted felon Christophe Rocancourt! Rocanourt was convicted in 2002 on charges of theft, grand larceny, smuggling, bribery and perjury. He did five years in the pen, found Jesus and then published a memoir which might be turned into a film.
This character is a dirty rotten scoundrel of the highest order. The Frenchman, 41, made a career out of conning the super rich out of their cash, and came to America claiming his Moms was Sophia Loren. He managed to insinuate himself into the graces of celebrity blockheads like Mickey Rourke and Jean-Claude Van Damme. So that's who's responsible for those movies.
Is this some sort of outreach program?
Naomi might be acting odder than usual because of her advanced age (for a model). She celebrated her 38th birthday with a party in Cannes last night and an afterparty on Diddy's yacht. She left at 3 AM, purportedly crying. Was there some sort of celebrity intervention for psychotic supermodels? Maybe they wouldn't let her hang onto her deadly throwing cell phone if she was drinking. That would make me sad.
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More photos of Naomi Campbell and Christophe Rocancourt are after the jump.
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May 21, 2008
Seriously. How did Cate Blanchett have one-month-old Ignatius? By magic? Is there a surrogate we don't know about? Bitch shot out the kid and ran her impossibly glamorous ass to the red carpet. She is on a whirlwind tour supporting the Indiana Jones movie. She plays the flick's villain, a psychic Russian agent named Spalko. After being present for the Cannes premiere, she jetted over to Sydney, Australia for THEIR premiere. Damn! All that traveling is making me tired, and I'm a fat bitch on a couch!
"I feel 65 at the moment," Blanchett laughed when asked about all the traveling she's doing lately.
Blanchett reportedly plans to settle down after this and devote her efforts to the Sydney Theatre Company. Cate is co-director, along with husband Andrew Upton. Cate has been doing films for ten years straight and plans to use her time with the theatre company as a break.
She might also be doing press in the winter for her next flick, The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons, though. The David Fincher flick starring Cate, Tilda Swinton and Brad Pitt drops at Christmas time and people are already talking about its Oscar worthiness. I think a film starring both Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton might cause me to grip my pearls and call for smelling salts.
Jesus Christ, can she help with my gout and straighten out the Tower of Pisa while she's at it? Bitch is Superman! You know she probably sold her soul to the devil for her looks, talent, dress sense and unlimited energy. This all feels very Faustian to me.
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More photos of Cate Blanchett at the premiere of the Indy movie in Australia are after the jump.
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Madonna was ALL sorts of animated (well at least as much as her plastic surgery would allow) at the Cannes premiere of her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are. Madonna wrote and produced the film, which explores the plight of African orphans in Malawi. She's donated almost 3 million dollars to the Raising Malawi charity since adopting her son David Banda 18 months ago.
Is Sharon staring at Madge's titties through that dress? She can see nip, too. These two give off an air of rich lesbian. I can totally see them guest-starring as a rich power lezzie couple on The L Word. They need a sex scene with Shane!
In bizarro news, word is that Madonna bonded backstage at Cannes with...Mike Tyson? Mike's been hanging there with Diddy to promote his own documentary, Tyson. Apparently, he's trying to show everyone that he's not the cannibalistic jailbird that he actually is and pretended to show interest in/feign that he understood Madonna's Malawi interests.
"Madonna thinks Mike is amazing and asked if she could have a private screening of his documentary, Tyson, while she was in the Riviera. Mike agreed immediately. And, aware that having a celebrity fan will do wonders for his doc, he offered to do a favour in return," a source says. What?
Guy Ritchie must be like "there is no way in bloody hell I'm letting that ponce into our house, love."
Tyson has apparently promised Madonna that he will accompany her to Malawi this summer to promote AIDS awareness. Oh, really? Wasn't he just found sniffing cocainya off his windshield or something? Madonna, you do not want to trifle with this one. I know you've had some freaky men up in your bed (Rodman?), but ths guy's a biter. For real. She was probably just shining his ass on until she could get behind her security detail.
He totally reminds me of one of those pitbulls that trots around with a toddler in its mouth like nothing's the matter.
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17 more photos from the Cannes premiere of I Am Because, plus you can see the goods through her see-through dress, after the jump.
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May 20, 2008
This picture kinda wigged me out. Angelina Jolie looks flawless, but that weird goddess dress and the crazy eyes are doing my head in. Is she Gaia come to punish us all for polluting the Earth? Brad doesn't want to talk about it, but she looks like she's going to start shooting lightning out of her mouth and then flood the earth for our betrayal!
Here's snaps from the premiere of her Clint Eastwood-directed film The Changeling (though it might actually be retitled The Exchange) at Cannes. Angelina plays Christine Collins, who's 9-year-old son goes missing in 1920s California. When the cops return the boy to her, she rrealizes he isn't hers and Christine has to fight the corrupt LAPD who want to make the case disappear. I'm curious as to how they tried to pull this off. Were people not that bright in the 1920s? They just passed her a different kid? I need to see this!
I hope Phoebe Price and Victoria Silvstedt are the first whores to be zapped by Angie's goddess power. What are those Z-list bitches doing there? How did they afford the airfare?
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22 more photos from the premiere of Changeling at Cannes featuring Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clint Eastwood, Sean Combs, Sharon Stone, Michelle Yoeh, Victoria Silvstedt, Dita Von Teese, Tim Robbins and Phoebe Price are after the jump.
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May 14, 2008
Here's some snaps of the fiery-hot Julianne Moore at the premiere of Blindness at the Cannes Film Festival. The movie is about what happens one day when everyone in a town wakes up blind. Except for Julianne. That sounds all sorts of depressing. Though who wouldn't want the beautiful Julianne Moore as their seeing-eye movie star?
One reviewer referred to the film as "a wrist-slitting nightmare about tedious next-door neighbours who are forced to shelve their ethnic, social, and sexual differences when the entire world suddenly comes to a grinding halt." Remind me to see this one when I'm hungover and depressed. It sounds like they'll be sponging my blood off the walls.
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More photos from the Cannes Film Festival photocall for Blindness featuring Gael Garcia Bernal, Julianne Moore, Danny Glover and Alice Braga are after the jump.
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May 08, 2008
Here's some pics from the premiere of The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Tilda Swinton must be reprising her role as the White Witch in a ghost capacity because I'm pretty sure she got eaten by a lion or something in the last one. Ben Barnes is a new addition as the title character of Prince Caspian.
Director Andrew Adamson commented on the screenwriters shoehorning in a romance between Prince Caspian and the Susan Pevensie character. Which is blasphemous, because THAT didn't take place in the book that I read when I was a kid. Ugh, don't ruin a good thing!
"I think it's very sensitively handled," he said. "The kids are growing up. If you look at Ben and you look at Anna, it seems really implausible that they wouldn't have some feelings for each other."
Like hell! Let's have a seance and ask C.S. Lewis! Why don't we just have Aslan leave his career as Narnia's savior and take a job with a competing firm?
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20 more photos of the Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian NYC premiere featuring Ben Barnes, Tilda Swinton, Camilla Belle, William Moseley, Natasha Richardson and Liam Neeson are after the jump.
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April 29, 2008
Thanks for throwing us a bone this time, Gwyns. How come we can only get your picture when you're shilling a movie? Hypocrite! Here's Gwyneth Paltrow showing some skin at the Iron Man premiere in Tribeca. She plays Pepper Potts in the movie. Hopefully the Mandarin or the Titanium Man takes care of her ass. Yeah, I know Iron Man villains, Shut up!
Gwyneth has been stepping out in heels a lot lately, despite an injury she suffered on the set.
"I'm a capable heel walker but I had trouble with my knee while I was making the film and sometimes on stairs it hurts," she says.
Everyone was on hand for this one, from the newly gay Michael Stipe (*eyeroll*) to Zac Posen (still the only fashion designer I'd get with) to Miss Diana Ross wearing galoshes and a couch! Ok, I'm lying about Zac Posen. I'd totally get with Michael Kors, too if I had enough drinks. I like leathery round men who sound like cockatoos being beaten with clubs.
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36 more photos from the Tribeca premiere of Iron Man featuring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Helena Christensen, Jon Favreau, Leelee Sobieski, Michael Stipe, Alex Lundqvist, Carol Alt, Famke Janssen, Lee Wexley, Terrance Howard, Tracy Ullman, Zac Posen, Diana Ross, Justin Theroux, Joy Bryant, Michael Kors, Marcus Schenkenberg, Beth Ostrosky, Adam Duritz and Steve Guttenberg are after the jump.
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April 28, 2008
Tina Louise? Is that Tina Louise? She's the most glamorous broad in the bunch! Compare Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst in their shapeless and drab overcoats to the Hollywood elegance of Ginger! Her hair may be thinning but that's one lady with some sparkle!
Here's a whole passel of celebrities out for the premiere of The Country Girl on Broadway. It stars Francis McDormand (hot), Morgan Freeman (our future president) and Peter Gallagher (eyebrows) in a Mike Nichols production of Clifford Odet's play about a boozing actor's comeback. Reviews aren't pretty so far, but all the starpower should fill some seats.
Everytime I see a picture of Julia now, I think about b.o. What? I can't help it! She's my sweetheart, too, but on a sunny day I don't want to be within ten yards of her!
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16 more photos featuring Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, Julia Roberts, Ellen Barkin, Denis Leary, Amy Adams, Steve Martin, Lorne Michaels, Barry Diller, Diane Von Furstenberg and Rachel Dratch from the premiere of The Country Girl are after the jump.
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Holy shite! Mariah Carey peeled off her usual chatreuse tube sheath and put on some jeans! She is a serious thespian! Here she is at the premiere of her film Tennessee. It's the story of...oh who gives a shit, Mimi put on some pants! Her lycra dresses are lying limp at home and wondering why this skizza abandoned them.
The best photo in this set is the one of Mimi holding her head like inspiration just swooped off her melon. Does she cart her own wind machine around with her. Answer? Yes.
I'm glad Zoe Kravitz could leave her igloo and make the premiere. She does need to stop cutting her own hair, though. She looks like child abuse.
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19 more photos from the Tribeca premiere of Tennessee and the after party featuring Mariah Carey, Robert De Niro, Grace Hightower, Edie Falco, Adam Rothenberg, Zoe Kravitz, Ethan Peck and DaBrat are after the jump.
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Is anyone else excited for this brightly colored mess? Speed Racer received its world premiere at LA's Nokia Theater. The Wachowski Brothers (brother and sister's?) latest flick is a hyper-stylized remake of the Tatsuo Yoshida anime from the 1960s.
The premiere had the famous Mach 5 racecar on hand for celebs to pose in front of.
The flick stars Emile Hirsch as well, Speed Racer, Christina Ricci as his girlfriend Trixie, Matthew Fox as Racer X, and John Goodman and Susan Sarandon as his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Racer (?).
Is that the kid from Jerry Maguire? Does he know Tom Cruise's crazy weighs eight pounds?
A lot of J. Harvey's friends are giving him the business for wanting to see this, but J. Harvey is a total geek and is easily entranced by flashy things. And this is flashy! Of course, snowglobes and Christmas tree ornaments can pretty much fulfill the same purpose.
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29 more photos from the Speed Racer world premiere featuring Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, Matthew Fox, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Rick Schroeder, Karina Smirnoff, Holly Vallance, Minka Kelly, Scott Porter, Jonathan Lipnciki, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jason Dohring, Alex O'Loughlin, Jon Voight, Emmy Rossum and Rain are after the jump.
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