Little Red Riding Head. This chick is crazy ambitious. She will do anything to achieve stardom. Why doesn't she just do Surreal Life and call it a day? Rumer WIllis reportedly plans to release an album. She needs a nap. She's trying too hard. Settle down, Rumer. Have a hot dog at Pink's and regroup.
Rumer is reportedly being sought by "music executives" for her "deep, husky voice." Drag show?
"She can definitely hold a good tune -- keep in mind her mother, Demi, has a sultry, raspy voice, and father, Bruce, likens himself as being a blues artist," a music industry insider says. "With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking."
The only thing people are talking about is how they're praying there's not a video. Oh, Rumer. Put on your yarn beret and work in a bookstore. There's always your trust fund.
Do you know how much I hate typing "Chace?" Motherf*cker, get an "s!" Heidi Montag and her nugget Spencer Pratt have revealed that Heidi once made out with Gossip Girl dude Chace Crawford. Ewww. Chace probably thought it was a trannie. Come on, he's recently been linked with Rumer Willis and J.C. Chasez. You do the math.
The Doublemint Douches had a luncheon with US magazine, and during it revealed that Heidi tongue-lashed Chace at a club way before Gossip Girl made its way onto the CW.
"Before [he became] Mr. Gossip Boy, he was just some random guy in a club who she decided to kiss right in front of me," Spencer said. She's chaste, that one.
"I had a couple too many!" was Heidi's excuse. They both need a couple too many bullets. Chace Crawford should sue for libel and get tested for something.
Here's Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford looking like he hasn't washed that salad in quite some time. Christ, just get some Suave. It's not that pricey and they have it at the Stop N' Shop! A little dab'll do ya! I'm not sure about these stars that think that just because they're famous they can put the kibosh on personal hygiene. I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts. I'm not trying to sound like that fascist Tom Ford, but you owe it to the world not to go outside with your head looking like dirty sheep.
In these pics, Chace is jogging in Central Park. He's probably just running away from Rumer Willis. That girl is fast when she feels a possible tug on her fishing line.
Oh look, it's a bunch of young, impressionable stars on the rise and...Wilmer Valderrama. Luckily, I'm not really all that attached to anyone here pictured here for this Op clothing photo shoot, otherwise I'd be very upset once Wilmer inevitably decided to suck out their life-force one by one. Or wait, maybe he only goes after the souls of virgins, in which case, I'm pretty sure everyone here is safe.
Meanwhile, is there a reason that Pete Wentz is occasionally seen twice in the same picture, only less tattooed and wearing a bikini? Oh wait, that's Rumer Willis. My bad.
More photos of the OP shoot featuring Corbin Bleu, Wilmer Valderrama, Pete Wentz and Rumer Willis are after the jump.
Here's Rumer Willis at the premiere of her new film From Within. She stars as "Natalie" in some horror movie mess. Rumer spoke about the film and how people have the wrong impression of her. Oh?
"There's a definite sense of shock at who I actually am," Rumer says. "People's perceptions of me are, a little bit [skewed] because of who I am."
Rumer says she intends on proving herself as an actress. This chick is the little engine that could. She was recently linked to Gossip Girl himbo Chace Crawford and bless her heart, because she really snagged one above her pay grade.
16 more photos from the Tribeca premiere of From Within featuring Rumer Willis, Bruce Willis, Emma Heming, Kelly Blatz, Jared Harris, Amanda Babin, Michelle Babin, Laura Allen and Brittany Robertson are after the jump.
Why does this remind me of that Warner Bros. cartoon hen in the blue bonnet who always lusted after Foghorn Leghorn? A MAAAAAAAAAYYYYUN! Rumer Willis, the genetically disadvantaged daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was spotted out partying with Gossip Girl bohunk Chace Crawford in NYC Thursday night. So JC Chasez ended it? Fickle closet cases. I mean with Chace.
Rumer and Chace were out at Rose Bar, and then left at 2:30 AM in a big black Escalade to roll up on the Beatrice Inn. The two were also spotted flirting with each other at a GQ party in December. Chace allegedly dumped (or was dumped by) Carrie Underwood via text message and has been recently linked with N*SYNC queen JC Chasez.
This is probably fag and hag on a hot night out drinking and dancing. Or they were out looking for that friggin' "S" that should be in his name. Otherwise, he's going to miss that arm he's going to have to chew off to escape from her in the morning.
Wal-Mart recently obtained licensing to sell Op clothing at its bajillion stores nationwide, and to help promote it's new Spring/Summer line the company enlisted the help of a random group of young stars.
Included in the campaign are Rumer Willis (the goods!), Kristin Cavallari, Christina Milian, Josie Maran, Pete Wentz, Corbin Bleu and Wilmer Valderrama.
(WTF?)
Apparently the kids bonded so well that they rode in the same trailer from one set to the next during their photo shoot.
Now that Rumer has a job as an official spokesmodel, she was happy to talk up the brand.
'When you think of LA and the classic surfer beach vibe, you think of Op. The Op collection does a great job representing that lifestyle,' she said.
Not bad. Maybe Rumer has finally found her niche -- public relations.
Oh look, it's Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's future baby. Rumer Willis took her new weave out for a spin at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood soiree that took place last night. From the look of these pictures, the biggest star of the evening was Heidi Klum, who was at the bash to celebrate being honored as Us' Style Icon of the Year.
She was quick to point out that her award was actually being shared by a group of hard-working individuals. "It's a great compliment to my whole team. As you know, everyone who sets foot on a red carpet does not get dressed and do their hair and makeup by themselves!"
Eve was also there, looking well-moisturized and glowing in a shiny green dress that showed off her chest tattoos. I'm loving that color on her, but I'm loving her lip-glossed suggestion of a sneer even more.
And then we have poor little Shar Jackson way after the jump. Sigh. Her top is giving me a headache and a touch of vertigo. Couldn't she have paused in front of the mirror for two minutes to try and smooth out that lip liner?
36 more photos from US Weekly's Hot Hollywood Bash featuring John Stamos, Heidi Klum, Michael Johns, Nicky Hilton, Rumer Willis, Stacey Keibler, Shane West, Lisa Rinna, Harry Hamlin, Lauren Conrad, Terri Seymour, Eve, Brody Jenner, Cheryl Burke, Tracey Edmonds, Jesse McCartney, Brittny Gastineau, Lindsay Price, Evan Ross, Shar Jackson and Christina Milian are after the jump.
Demi Moore is promoting her new movie, Flawless and recently stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman. She showed up in a fetching red dress that I think is extremely flattering and far less confusing than the jumper with the belt we recently saw her wearing at a screening for the film.
Dave pulled out a copy of the Harper's Bazaar magazine, which features Demi on the cover and he got her talking about her daughters who posed with her for a photo shoot inside the mag and what they're up to, when they're not hanging out with Mommy and posing for pictures.
From there, Demi talked about a recent trip to Austria, where she employed leeches during a cleanse. According to Demi, the blood-sucking creatures help detoxify the blood to "optimize your health." Hmmm, I feel like Lindsay Lohan's been using leeches for quite some time now and all it seems to have done is prematurely age her beyond her years.
Also, we've got pictures here of Demi leaving after her interview on Regi & Kelly.
Someone get her a job at Interview or something so she can work behind the scenes and then slowly blossom out into the open. Like I'm doing! It's too much, too soon! Rumer Willis appears to have been assured a long time ago that she was going to be a famous icon, and she plans to see that to fruition. She has none of the charisma or talent of her parents, but she's not letting that stop her!
Here she is with other celebs at a screening of "Trembled Blossoms", an animated short, at Prada in Beverly Hills. Some of these chicks need to cut down on the powder. Rumer, for one. And Michelle Trachtenberg. Dawn from Buffy wants to look like beautiful alabaster.
Everyone came out for this one. You've got clinically insane Scientologists, homophobes, and tv polygamists. It's a celeb vortex! Was there a director in the house who's currently casting a flick and needed some ass-licking? I love odd match-ups. I could watch Brooke Shields and Juliette Lewis embrace and laugh together all day. Juliette Lewis knows how to accessorize. Who doesn't love feather earrings like girls wore to carnivals in the Midwest in 80s?
And why isn't Nicole Richie home with her damn baby? What - the hype is over and now you have to care for your new human? You don't just have them and then skip off, Responsible Mother! It isn't like you lost a tooth! Get that baby out from under your pillow, selfish bitch!
22 more photos from the Prada Los Angeles Private Screening of new animated short film Trembled Blossoms featuring Rumer Willis, Nicole Richie, Brooke Shields, Rosario Dawson, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Trachtenberg, Becki Newton, Dana Delaney, Lukas Haas, Nicky Hilton, Minnie Driver, Isaiah Washington, Rashida Jones and Paz Vega are after the jump.
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