Why is he insistent on transforming his wife into some weird 50s housewife robot? It's creepy. Here's Tom Cruise, wife Katie Holmes and their daughter Suri watching David Beckham play soccer. Tom's movie Valkyrie'srelease date has been pushed back again.
The movie, a true story in which Tom plays a Nazi planning to kill Adolph Hitler, had already been pushed to autumn despite the initial release being set for this summer. Now it's set for sometime in 2009. Straight to DVD! Clearance bin!
The movie has had a lot of issues, including damaged film, lukewarm test screenings, and concern over Tom's German accent. Tom Cruise ist verrückt und schwul. Mine's ok, though.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have had such a good time with their first daughter, Suri, that friends are suggesting the couple are planning for a second child. Inside sources revealed to E! News Online that Katie's admitted to having a case of baby fever and Tom has always been open about the fact that he would welcome another addition to the family.
According to friends of the couple, "Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, [Katie] said she misses having an infant in the house." With his itchy baby trigger finger, I'm pretty sure Tom was ready to make babies with Katie here the minute she passed her Scientology entrance exams.
Keep in mind, though, we've basically been reporting this same story practically since Suri was born.
Well, from reading everybody's comments on the two previous posts we've done featuring photos of Suri Cruise's newer, lighter hair color, it seems that everybody's got an opinion on what's going on. There are some readers who believe that this might be salon highlights in Suri's hair and were disgusted at the idea that her parents might have actually bleached their little girl's hair.
Some of you have been theorizing that her hair had previously been dyed darker, so that she would look more like her (what those who believe this would call her "alleged") parents. I like that everyone's thinking outside the box on this one.
Others have pointed out that while children's hair might change color over time, it rarely lightens.
And then there are those of you who seem to be annoyed at our lack of common sense (um, hello, it's kind of our thing...) and have interjected that the little girl's hair might simply be getting lighter due to exposure to the sun, what with summer right around the corner.
A-listers love to flaunt their helicopter rides in our faces. Here I am, traveling like a chump to work on the freeway while Suri Cruise is getting to her play dates on chopper. Meanwhile, Reese Witherspoon's kids are taking jet packs to school. Well, maybe they're not...yet.
The Cruise family is in New York City and Suri's hair really does look lighter in these pictures - I thought at first that maybe it was just the lighting, but now her hair really does look lighter. I really hope it's just her hair changing as she grows and not the result of an expensive trip to a salon.
Today the second part of Tom's big "clearing up" interview with Oprah, returning to the scene of Tom's couch-jumping crime. Let's see if Oprah can trick Tom into talking some more Scientology nonsense.
Aww, Suri's winking at us. Here's the happy Cruise family in NYC and with that light-brown hair she's got going on, she looks like the only one in her family who's breaking the whole dark brown hair mold. Every little rebellion will count in that family. Run, Suri, run!
During Tom's interview with Oprah, he told the talk show host that his biggest frustration with the media has been concerning talk about his young daughter, Suri. He said, "When someone compares your daughter to Rosemary's Baby," and continued by saying, "It's one thing to say things about me but when it's about my children or my family, that is off the charts."
Interestingly enough, during the interview, Katie (or Kate, as Tom calls her) decided to head out of the house to give Oprah and Tom alone time. We need to get a hold of Katie to see if their stories match up.
Tom Cruise invited Oprah on over to see his house in Telluride, Colorado and "clear the air" since their infamous interview about three years ago, during which Tom professed his love for Katie Holmes and jumped all over the talk show host's couch.
This time, Oprah sat down on Tom's couch (not wearing shoes, I might add) and decided to talk to Tom about the "sofa incident," Tom's apology to Brooke Shields and his interview with Matt Lauer. Cruise tried to dissect the rumors and also to explain Scientology. Hmm, I have to say that I kind of felt bad for him, but then I also remembered that he's a really good actor. Also, I love the word "brouhaha."
After the jump, there's a video clip of Oprah trying to squeeze into Suri's playroom under the stairs. It totally reminds me of my old studio apartment in Hollywood, except I bet Suri gets better parking.
That pic of them on the snowmobile needs to be on every t-shirt I own. Oprah Winfrey interviewed Tom Cruise on HIS couch so the crazy bastard couldn't mess up her studio right away. There was reportedly no couch-jumping on his part. The first part of Oprah's two part interview with Tom took place at his stronghold in Telluride, Colorado.
Tom took Oprah's ass for a ride on his snowmobile, and gave her a tour of his snowy crib. Oprah reportedly asked him about Scientology, how he deals with the media, and his relationship with wife Katie Holmes. Katie and Tom were shot welcoming Oprah upon her arrival, so this must have been shot before Tom sent Katie packing to Xenu concentration camp.
The second part of the interview will take place at Oprah's place in Chicago. Hopefully, she will use some kind of slipcovers.
This is some creepy shit. Katie Holmes recently endured a three-day stay at Gold Base, which is The Church of Scientology's remote stronghold in Hernet, California. Why does your religious building sound like a military encampment?
Katie had to go for 36-hour "auditing" sessions, in which they hook you up to an "e-meter" machine and make you confess all your sins. She also had to undergo Scientology "purification" rituals, take tests and go with little sleep or food. Scientology doesn't like when you think for yourself, or want to get out of your wife contract.
Her maniacal husband Tom Cruise reportedly insists that purification and auditing sessions are beneficial for Scientologists on every level. Suri better bar the door on her playpen.
Seriously, there has to be some sort of underground railroad to spirit her ass out of there. Was the money worth it?
Here's Tom Cruise with his adopted kids Isabella and Connor taking in some soccer. They attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. He's obviously still trying to land some Beckham ass, either for his crazy church or for some personal spelunking.
These kids have totally forgotten about old Mommy Nicole Kidman, haven't they? That's sad. Nicole Kidman, come get your kids!
He really tries hard to be normal Dad guy. You can see it in his face. "I MUST APPEAR HAPPY AND AVERAGE AT ALL COSTS!" But the crazy just wants to spill. He wants to laugh a lot and talk about how pulling over to help pedestrians is what Xenu needs us all to do.
Everyone's buzzing about the two-part Oprah Winfrey interview that's going to air on May 2 and 5. Sources say that Oprah didn't pull any punches (good) and asked him about the couch-jumping, Scientology, his spat with Matt Lauer and Katie and Suri. I doubt this will be a Howard Stern moment so I'm sure she couched those questions in some cottony softness.
These revelations came out while Oprah, who's one busy matron, did a joint interview with Cher and Tina Turner in Vegas at Caesar's Palace. Her show is totally going to be gay for May. Tom Cruise, Cher, Tina Turner? Who's next? Johnny Trav, Wentworth Miller and Better Midler?
Despite requesting that the audience not talk about what was said, people are human. One audience member revealed that Oprah mentioned Tom had taken her for a ride on his snowmobile in Telluride. That must have been rich. Please please please someone post that on YouTube stat.
Hopefully she's gotten Scotchgard for the sofa since then. Tom Cruise will jump on Oprah Winfrey's couch again for a two part episode during May sweeps. One part will be shot in front of Oprah's devoted live audience, and the second will be shot at Tom's Teluride, Colorado mountain retreat. Hopefully Oprah will have her tinfoil helmet on under her weave to keep out the Xenu waves.
Tom's appearance will commemorate Risky Business' 25th anniversary. Was that film really that seminal? It featured a closet case dancing around in his underwear. He's not even a good dancer. We have evidence.
This will be Tom's first appearance on Oprah since May 2005 when he celebrated Katie Holmes signing the contract to work as his wife and supposedly mother a child for him. I'm still not convinced that Suri isn't from Romania. That was when he first showed the world that he was buckwild crazy and maybe he's not exactly on the up and up just because he made Top Gun.
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