May 11, 2008
Jennifer Aniston is getting laid! John Mayer made a return visit to the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami to hang out with her. She's still living there while filming that dog movie. Apparently, she's learned something since Brad Pitt left her and she now knows how to do a man right. Or my initial theory is correct, and Mayer is a gay attention whore and realizes being seen with her insures flashbulbs for days.
The two pieces of dry toast worked out and then went for a swim.
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18 more photos of a bikini clad Jennifer Aniston and a shirtless John Mayer in Miami are after the jump.
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May 09, 2008
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John Mayer, his douchey haircut, and Jennifer Aniston have reunited. It's a love triangle. Mayer arrived at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami around 12:30 pm yesterday where Aniston is staying. Has she moved there or something? How long is that filming taking? Damn, I thought it was a flick about a dog not Apocalypse Now!
"John came in with another man who looked like a personal trainer. John was in long gray shorts and a green T-shirt, and was holding a water bottle. He looked like he just finished a workout," said a witness. "His hair was still in its new signature cut and he was in a great mood."
The "personal trainer" probably just banged him. You know how it is when you've been done right. Mayer was overheard in NYC earlier this week saying how he couldn't wait to get back down to Miami. She's probably harvesting sperm and paying some major Friends money for it. I can't think of any other reason why these two would want to hang out.
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May 06, 2008
John Mayer smoked a blunt and had some weedy conversation with the paps outside of the MET's Costume Institute Gala in NYC last night about his latest trick, Jennifer Aniston. I kid you not, report to this next quote.
"Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control," Mayer, 30, told the press. "This is me living my life."
Mayer said that the photog who took the pictures of him, Aniston and his douchey new tat sleeve in Miami had a "really powerful lens."
"I don't fault him, I don't fault anybody, I don't fault you, I don't fault this or that. There are much worse problems in the world. Everything's cool!"
That is one stoned pigeon. Plus, he's leading that chick on. She's desperate for a love match and he just wants to get laid/keep the gay rumors at bay. Hey, don't bitch at me, I'm not the one making out with Perez Hilton! Though, I think I might have tried. God, I should just chop it off for that one.
Mayer reportedly sent flowers every morning to the room he shared with Aniston, 39, at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami. You know she was scraping those sheets every morning after he left for something to load into the turkey baster. Ugh, I even grossed myself out with that one.
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May 05, 2008
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14 more photos of a bikini-wearing Jennifer Aniston living it up in Miami after the jump.
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April 29, 2008
Forget Joey Fatone! This is my new favorite piece! I want to see what's behind Aslan! Here's Jim Carrey on the set of his new movie, I Love You, Phillip Morris. Jim plays a flaming homosexual who goes behind bars and falls in love with Ewan McGregor's character.
Apparently, Jim's pimp-hand is strong in the movie because he also gets with Rodrigo Santoro in the flick. Here he is getting a scoop of Rodrigo's taut cakes.
Jim and Ewan wanted to do some research for the movie, so they went to the gay "Martini Night" at Halo in Miami. Research? Uh, it's not like you're playing a nuclear physicist or someone from Deadliest Catch. It's 2008, and you're actors. You can't tell me you haven't gotten up to some same-sex action by now.
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More photos of Jim Carrey and Rodrigo Santoro on the set of I Love You, Phillip Morris are after the jump.
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April 26, 2008
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have joined forces to elicit yawns. The two were spotted lunching at a Miami restaurant on Friday afternoon, and then spent Friday evening together. This shit works better than Benadryl.
What is it about Mayer, though? Are bisexual guys fascinating? This dude hooks up with everyone. Is he just some sort of star-f*cker? Can you be one if you're a star as well?
Aniston and Mayer had the restaurant, Genuine Food & Drink, open just for them on Friday at 3:30 pm so they could dine in privacy. Miami's a fairly flashy place, who cares? Eat with the unwashed masses! It's not like people are going to stare at you! It would be like going outside to stare at mulch and hope a weed pokes its way through just for excitement. The general manager couldn't wait to run to the press with the gory details.
"I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," manager Charles Bell said. Bell also says they had their heads close together at one point. Have I reached REM sleep yet? Aniston had a chicken salad sandwich, but shared some of Mayer's ham sandwich.
Mayer and Aniston hung out at South Beach restaurant Casa Tua that evening, and left before 1 AM. They returned to their hotel holding hands. It's love. I give it three days.
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