May 07, 2008
Holy crap, they're remaking one of my favorite movies of all time. What's next? Dog Day Afternoon? The Apartment? Dammit people, this recycling business is getting out of hand. John Travolta has gone from wearing drag for Hairspray (also a remake, I might add) to this tough guy costume for his new movie, The Taking of Pelham 123.
In the film, about a high-jacked subway train, John stars opposite Denzel "Academy Award Magnet" Washington, so I'm pretty sure that if the movie is even one half as good as the original, this shit's going to get nominated for a ton of little statues.
Sigh. I miss Walter Matthau. Is that weird?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online
More photos of a tough lookin' Travolta after the jump.
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May 06, 2008
Lindsay Lohan will steal your shit. And because she's a celeb, she'll pass it off as "borrowing" and remain above the law. This seals the deal for me. Occasionally, I can find myself admiring Lindsay. She's done a couple of videos in which she seemed like she might actually be ok. And who wouldn't want her ability to keep partying and giving copious amounts of blowjobs after being pumped full of that much drugs and booze? But then I read something like this and I think she's obviously a complete asshole when it comes to life.
Masha Markova, 22, is some rich bitch co-ed who wore her $11,000 blond mink coat to 1 OAK in NYC for Stavros Nachios' birthday party on Jan 26. She took her coat off and sat down next to Lohan. Guess whose coat suddenly up and left? Granted the coat looks like something Robert Redford would have worn to the Sundance Film Festival back in the 70s along with a cowboy hat, but still.
Masha (hot rich girl name) was only at the party for an hour, and flipped her shit when her coat was suddenly gone. Flash forward to Feb 11 when Masha was reading OK! magazine and noticed a picture of Lohan on Jan 26. Wearing her coat! if you're going to steal shit, make sure there aren't cameras around at least, you dummy!
Masha (seriously, that name is rad) put on her Nancy Drew cardigan and did some sleuthing. She found more pics of Lohan wearing her coat AND a picture of Lohan entering the club that night wearing an entirely different coat!
Masha called the club. They did nothing. She then got her lawyer involved, and had him contact Lohan's lawyer. Suddenly, 1 OAK called her ass back and told her to hold on for a package. It was her coat. Reeking of cigs and booze, and with a tear in the lining. Masha and her mouthpiece want 10K for damages.
The club denies knowing where they got the coat from. I have a guess or two.
"I am not the coat keeper. I'm not sure where the coat was," said 1 OAK spokeswoman Lisette Sand-Freedman.
Lindsay Lohan is a damn thief. This is not the first time she's been accused of being a klepto bitch. What happens when she doesn't like someone and kills them? There's no gives-backsies on that one!
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
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Oh, don't get huffy with the title, I'm only kidding...sort of.
Look at that face. I love it--it's classic J.Lo sexy face. Even though she's being mind-controlled by her slight hubby here, and has just popped out two babies, the sultry diva cannot be completely contained. I feel like it's been years since I've seen her openly flaunting her butt and back during the "Latin explosion," I took for granted that it would always be around, roaming free like buffalo on the prairie. Like the Joni Mitchell song (well, Janet's version), I didn't know what I had till it was gone.
So, for now, she's going to play the concerned mother and was talking to the press on the red carpet for the Fashion and Fantasy Costume Institute Gala at the Met about her twin babies who stayed home for the evening. According to Jennifer, her newborns Max and Emme, are "fantastic" and Marc added, "They're missing us!"
But I have hope for old-school J to tha Lo. Dress her up in however many demure gowns you like, Mr. Anthony, La Lopez will rise again!
Photos: WENN
More photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at the Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art after the jump.
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OK, I'm not usually one to gush, but - oh, who am I kidding, that's pretty much all I do on here, but this has to be one of the most star-studded, fashion-tastic posts I've had the chance to do since the Oscars. The Met Gala I mentioned before enjoyed the attendance of a whopping amount of stars, and each and every one of them arrived decked out in their best finery.
Julia Roberts looked fan-effing-tastic, if you ask me, posing here with Giorgio Armani, George Clooney and Clooney's gal, Sarah Larson. She should hurry up and get pregnant if she wants to secure her spot by his side on the red carpet. What? I can't gush 24/7. Sometimes, I take a break to spit some bile.
There are so many pictures on here of so many A-list stars, it's hard to take it all in. The picture of Janet Jackson, Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra beholds three women with some serious body issues. Just looking at it makes me think about how much I hate my thighs. And speaking of things that weigh as much as my legs, the Olsen twins were there, looking like cast members from The Real Housewives of NYC standing on either side of the man who makes the footwear worn by every cast member of The Hills.
There are tons more pictures after the jump, which include Karl Lagerfeld dressed in a silvery, bedazzled suit jacket that looks like it's covered in the same crystals as those adorning Mariah Carey's microphone and plenty more hotness. Enjoy!
Photos: WENN
66 more photos featuring Julia Roberts, Giorgio Armani, Sarah Larson, George Clooney, Beyonce, Mischa Barton, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bündchen, Tom Brady, Clive Owen, Michael Kors, Djimon Hounsou, Kimora Lee Simmons, Christian Slater, Naomi Watts, Kate Bosworth, Karl Lagerfeld, Christina Ricci, Zac Posen, Kate Mara, Lake Bell, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tom Ford, Natasha Richardson, Blake Lively, Chace Crawford, Anna Wintour, Mary J. Blige, Sarah Silverman, Kristin Davis, Thandie Newton, Jon Bon Jovi, Donatella Versace, Allegra Versace, Hilary Duff, Nate Burkus, Katie Lee Joel, Tilda Swinton, Jason Lewis, Dita Von Teese, Jennifer Connelly, Amanda Peet, Jack White, Karen Elson and Ivanka Trump from the Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art after the jump.
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May 01, 2008
I'm not gonna lie, if I would have been able to see this concert in person, I probably would have lost my ever-loving mind. It looks like it was quite the scene, man. The hours Madonna dedicated to doing her pilates with the hotties was time well-spent because she had more than enough energy to bump and grind up against Justin Timberlake during their performance of her single, "4 Minutes" from her new album Hard Candy at New York's Roseland Ballroom last night.
A crowd of 2,000 was in the audience to see Madonna perform six songs and she traipsed across the stage in her gym bunny/dominatrix gear during her performance, pausing only to take a heavy swig from a champagne bottle. Reportedly, she's not trying to sweat her upcoming 50th birthday, saying of the event, "I just see it as another excuse to have a birthday party."
And with her ten year Live Nation deal that she signed last year, this woman is going to be performing on stage into her sixties. I have to admire the sheer dedication and insanity that goes into attempting to accomplish such a feat. In ten years, I predict she ditches Justin for some new meat. Watch out, Chris Brown, Madge has your number.
Photos: WENN
17 more photos of Madonna in concert, along with Justin Timberlake are after the jump.
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April 30, 2008
Here's Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford looking like he hasn't washed that salad in quite some time. Christ, just get some Suave. It's not that pricey and they have it at the Stop N' Shop! A little dab'll do ya! I'm not sure about these stars that think that just because they're famous they can put the kibosh on personal hygiene. I'm looking at you, Julia Roberts. I'm not trying to sound like that fascist Tom Ford, but you owe it to the world not to go outside with your head looking like dirty sheep.
In these pics, Chace is jogging in Central Park. He's probably just running away from Rumer Willis. That girl is fast when she feels a possible tug on her fishing line.
Photos: PacificCoastNews.com
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April 25, 2008
The dimpled one graced Planet Hollywood with his enormous smile that I'm pretty sure he's had permanently etched on his face with some new kind of plastic surgery for actors who will only ever need to express one emotion for the rest of their careers.
Anyway, the whole reason Lopez was here at the Planet Hollywood in Times Square was for a hand print ceremony, which ultimately is drumming up publicity for his upcoming Broadway performance in A Chorus Line.
I guess I shouldn't give Mario flack for his acting. It's really just me acting out because I'm jealous of the fact that he's a much prettier girl than I am.
Photos: WENN
8 more photos of Mario Lopez at his handprint ceremony are after the jump.
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Why does this remind me of that Warner Bros. cartoon hen in the blue bonnet who always lusted after Foghorn Leghorn? A MAAAAAAAAAYYYYUN! Rumer Willis, the genetically disadvantaged daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, was spotted out partying with Gossip Girl bohunk Chace Crawford in NYC Thursday night. So JC Chasez ended it? Fickle closet cases. I mean with Chace.
Rumer and Chace were out at Rose Bar, and then left at 2:30 AM in a big black Escalade to roll up on the Beatrice Inn. The two were also spotted flirting with each other at a GQ party in December. Chace allegedly dumped (or was dumped by) Carrie Underwood via text message and has been recently linked with N*SYNC queen JC Chasez.
This is probably fag and hag on a hot night out drinking and dancing. Or they were out looking for that friggin' "S" that should be in his name. Otherwise, he's going to miss that arm he's going to have to chew off to escape from her in the morning.
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April 24, 2008
This picture of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler at the premiere for their buddy comedy, Baby Mama, makes me want to sing "Ebony and Ivory." The two funny ladies joined their comedic forces to create a movie that I'm going to go ahead and champion now, even though I haven't yet seen it. All I know is that the line, "I'm sorry I farted into your purse," is in the trailer and from that point on, I was sold.
Because their premiere coincided with the opening of the Tribeca Film Festival, they had quite an interesting assortment of celebrities attending the event. Crazy-ass Faye Dunaway was there, who I know has had copious amounts of plastic surgery, but I think she actually looked pretty great, even though looking at her teeth too long might give a person a headache.
Amy's hubby, Will Arnett, and his hearty-looking tan both showed up to support Amy. And Robert De Niro, the force behind the film festival, also graced the red carpet with his presence. Of course, an impressive amount of SNL alumni showed up to the event, the successful ones hoping to support Amy and Tina, the down-and-out ones undoubtedly hoping to network for future jobs.
Photos: Getty Images
20 more photos from the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Baby Mama featuring Will Arnett, Amy Pohler, Tina Fey, Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard, Chevy Chase, Rachel Dratch, Romany Malco, Brian Williams, Grace Hightower, Robert DeNiro, Judah Friedlander, Chris Kattan, Faye Dunaway, Justin Theroux, Molly Shannon and Fred Durst are after the jump.
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April 23, 2008
Julia Roberts stinks. Here she is with Clive Owen filming Duplicity in NYC. The reason why ole' Clive seems to be backing up off her is because she doesn't use deodorant. At all. Julia rinses the pits and starts her day. She doesn't even use those rocks to defunk that the vegans use. When sensitive ponytail vegan people (long-haired freaky people?) think you reek, something's up.
"I don't like to share that with a large number of people, but it's just never been my thing," America's Sweetheart says about deodorant whether it be sticks, rolls or gels.
I wouldn't share it either. It explains all the wavy cartoon lines coming off her all the time. I wondered what the hell that was obscuring my enjoyment of Sleeping with the Enemy. Someone re-arranged the towels and I couldn't get what everyone was gasping about because of her stinklines!
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
12 more photos of Julia Roberts and Clive Owen on the set of Duplicity are after the jump.
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