May 12, 2008
I don't know why CNN isn't covering this. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the rest of the fam visited a doctor's office for a check-up at Echography Center close to Grasse in the south of France and then stopped off at McDonald's for some fast food. They eat McDonald's? Maybe it was just for the kids. A Happy Meal translates as delicious fun in any language. Then again, Angie's knocked up. Maybe she had a craving for one of those delicious fish sandwiches.
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More photos from the Jolie-Pitt outing after the jump.
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May 09, 2008
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning for the long haul in France. Angelina has reportedly had the majority of their family's things shipped over to their rented villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angie wants all the surroundings of home in place for when she gives birth to the couple's twin daughters.
Their kids reportedly love the beach being right down the street and they've had Brad's motorcycle shipped over so Brad can explore the French countryside. And pick up chicks.
And where were these items shipped from? New Orleans? Lousiana? Africa? Burma? Bangladesh? Do they have one base of operations? I recently read this hot book called Savage Grace. In it, this socialite couple and their gay son lived all over the world during the 1960s and never heard of jobs. It reminds me of how Brad and Angie live, always traveling. Of course, it ended with the husband leaving with a younger woman, and the mother sleeping with the son and the son snapping and killing her. True story. Jesus, this post just got morbid. I'm sure that's not going to happen to Brad and Angie. Enjoy France, you guys!
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their kids in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France after the jump.
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May 08, 2008
Some of these pictures are way too much. That baby looks like it's wondering just what the hell it got born into. Nicole Richie looks like she accidentally got knocked up by the developmentally challenged gardener and is trying to pass his ass off as functional. Here's Nicole and father to her baby Joel Madden posing all over Harper's Bazaar. Nicole's dad Lionel Richie is in on the action, too.
Nicole is all jazzed about being a Mom (when she actually sees her child). She says that the one thing she doesn't do is change diapers. She leaves that to the baby's father.
"It's his time with her. He sings to her. ... He laughs with her, plays with her. It's amazing," she says. Well, I'm glad someone's actually interacting with that child.
Nicole says the very presence of their child Harlow has supposedly caused her friends to tone down their trashy behavior.
"I feel like my group of five to 10 friends, they really love her, like she's theirs ... My friends never go outside for smoke breaks anymore, they don't curse, they are definitely more demure. It's actually been really interesting," she says.
Yeah, I'm sure Paris Hilton has stopped spreading her legs for every Tom, Dick, and Harry just because you gave birth. She may have curbed her smoking but I still wouldn't let her near the baby unless she boils herself first.
More photos from Harper's Bazaar of Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Harlow with Lionel Richie after the jump.
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May 07, 2008
That's the word around town anyway. Actress/philanthropist/ mother to many Angelina Jolie is reportedly knocked up with twin daughters. Angelina is due in July, and a source says that the family is thrilled to be having two more girls.
"Brad can't wait -- he absolutely adores little girls," says a source. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."
The family is currently lounging about in France, and possibly looking for properties to buy. Not all is peachy keen with Angie, though. She's reportedly been having some difficulties with her pregnancy. She allegedly recently had a fainting incident.
"Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell," says the source. "Brad heard her hit the floor -- hard -- and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Angie was reportedly fine if you're believing this story. She probably passed out because she realized she's going to be Mom to six kids and jesus christ, that's a lot.
Photos: INFDaily.com/SplashNewsOnline.com
More photos of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Zahara are after the jump.
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March 14, 2008
They will call a magazine anything nowadays. How about Wagon or Ass or Debbie Lipshitz? Here's Kate Beckinsale's layout from Mean magazine. Is that the actual theme? Because she sounds it. In the accompanying interview, Kate states that she doesn't understand "how more people don't drop children out of windows."
That's the hottest statement of the year. The sad thing is, she's probably spot on. When I'm in a restaurant and a kid starts wailing, I have to resist the urge to grab the fire extinguisher and start swinging. Oh, wait. I think her and I talking about two different things.
Kate also says that "babies show up as themselves. I really do believe you can f--k a person up terribly by being a bad parent, but they arrive kind of 80 percent baked, and that 20 percent is crucial, but they do show up with personality." Which basically translates as Mommy's going shopping in a ridiculous terrorist outfit because she's feeling whimsical and needs freedom, so just don't drink any window cleaner while she's gone, you tiny adult!
Photos: WENN
16 more photos of Kate Beckinsale from her Mean photo shoot and in Manhattan with her husband Len Wiseman are after the jump.
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September 21, 2006
Victoria Beckham has been voted Britain's favorite yummy mummy. Mmm. I've never quite thought of Posh as yummy.
The poll, carried out by baby food firm Avent, said of the stylish mother of three: "She is nurturing, hands-on and sexy."
Her husband David Beckham topped the list of the most handsome dads. That one I'll agree with.
More photos of the yummy Mommy are after the jump.
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September 18, 2006
Mel Gibson walked his oldest of the Gibson brood down the aisle on Saturday. The beautiful bride, Hannah, married blues boy Kenny Wayne Shepard at the self erected Holy Family Catholic Church in Agoura Hills. It is rumored that the enitre ceremony was spoken in Latin.
Hannah looked beautiful in a white gown with cathedral length veil holding a bouquet of what look to be red roses. After the nuptials the newlyweds set off for their honeymoon in jet black limo.
Probably a good idea to skip the reception.
Mel Walks His Daughter Down the Aislen [TMZ]
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September 15, 2006
- Praise Gucci the war between Elton John and George Michael is over! (Reuters)
- A porn star, private eye, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. There is a healthy combination. (NYPost)
- Bam actually found someone to marry him. (TMZ)
- Someone actually procreated with Napoleon Dynamite. (Starpulse)
- Some people just don't learn. Irwin's daughter swims with stingray. (DailyMail)
- David Schwimmer is a player? (3AM)
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September 05, 2006
Kevin Federline has given his wife, Britney Spears, a stamp of approval. In regards to the driving with the baby on the lap in the car incident, he says it was justified.
He tells GQ magazine: "What those magazines (that printed the damning photographs) don't tell you is that Starbucks is a minute from the house.
"If she feels like she gotta take the baby and put him on her lap and get out of there, so be it.
"I'd say she plays mama real well... She's a very good mother."
He just melts your heart, doesn't he?
More images of Britney Spears with Sean Preston visiting her parents are after the jump.
Federline accepts Britney's explanation for lap baby mistake [Irish Examiner]
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May 19, 2006
Click the photos to witness the horror up close.
(Images via Oh No They Didn't)
UPDATE: In one of the most confusing responses ever to something of this nature, Britney Spears was quoted as saying, "This is why I need a gun," after the event was over. Um, what would the gun be used for? To shoot the baby before he hits the ground? To keep her fans at bay? Use it keep the paparazzi in line? Girl, you tripped. That was really it. Someone needs a rest.
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January 09, 2006
