May 16, 2008
We appreciate em', too, Bradley. Here's Brad Pitt and his gorgeous companion, the inflated with pregnancy Angelina Jolie. Mouthy-ass Jack Black just blabbed to the world that she's expecting twins. And it looks like she's already dealing with another pair of twins. Those gorgeous ones on her chest! Hot damn!
Angie and Jack Black's new flick, the animated Kung Fu Panda is being called "funny as well as frantic" by reviewers. Black voices Po, the heroic panda bear that learns karate and Jolie is Tigress, a kung-fu fighting tiger. It's a kid's movie. Unless you're Mariah Carey.
Here's some pics from a party for the movie at Cannes. Seriously, those boobs are turning me straight. I can ignore the pregnancy part.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Dustin Hoffman and Jack Black at the Kung Fu Panda premiere after party are after the jump.
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May 15, 2008
Christina Aguilera is in full "I'm not knocked up, anymore" mode lately. She's been out and about looking glamorous and still wearing enough makeup to cover the world. We can all look like Mamie Van Doren with her help!
Here's Christina looking angry yet fashionable in New York yesterday. Christina and crew are were in NYC for the Christian Dior show. She had her son Max with husband Jordan Bratman four months ago and the only remnants are those bazooms. Talk about helping the world.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
More photos of Christina Aguilera in New York City are after the jump.
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Cate Blanchett just popped out a kid four weeks ago and hit up the red carpet for the Cannes Film Festival opening ceremony looking fantastic. I like her. She doesn't bore with tales of counting calories and ridiculous exercise routines. I always find those so damn tedious. The Australian actress once told Glamour magazine (and I think it bears repeating), "Death is not going to be any easier just because your face can't move."
Awesome. That's almost cool enough to warrant being a tattoo, except that I don't have that level of commitment in me.
Photos: WENN
More photos of Cate Blanchett attending the Blindness premiere at Cannes after the jump.
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Watch this video. Don't worry I'll wait. Wasn't the look on Jack Black's face when he realized Angelina Jolie hadn't confirmed she was having twins yet priceless? He was like "oh, this bitch will sue." Jack Black and Angelina Jolie were interviewed at Cannes by NBC about their new flick Kung Fu Panda. Mouthy Jack spilled the beans about the duo that Angie is bearing.
She didn't seem to mind, though. Angie seems to actually really dig Jack and he was cracking her up. This vid kinda made me love Angie a bit. She just seemed like a cool, easy-going chick.
Angie says that her kids (except for Shiloh because she's more discerning) are big Jack Black fans. Another co-star of Angie's, Dustin Hoffman, reportedly told NBC that she's due August 19th. Why are these men up in her area? Are they celebrity obstetricians? I suspect that Angie might have provided everyone with some info herself, but that isn't possible. She's anything but conniving!
Photos: Splash
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May 13, 2008
I enjoy the juxtaposition of having the word "allure" stamped across Jessica Alba's forehead, since I feel like we need to be reminded why she stars in movies every now and again. The usually sour-faced pregnant actress managed to crack a smile here for the cover of the magazine and gave an interview talking about what? You guessed it...her sexuality.
I don't think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 - that's when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed." Seriously, if I have to hear about the cross she bears for being "sexy" one more time, I'm going to smack her. Or at least, smack the magazine the next time I'm at a check-out stand at the grocery store.
Photos: FlynetOnline.com
More photos of the bumpalicious Jessica Alba and Cash Warren at the Farmer's Market are after the jump.
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May 12, 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears, knocked-up Nickelodeon star and Britney's lil' sis, celebrated Mother's Day with her fiance and his mother on Sunday. She attended a church service with them. Jamie's Mom, Lynne Spears, was out of town. Did they pray for some conditioner at that church service because boy and girl's salads are looking like toughness. That boy has got some BANGS! He's working on a bangs situation. The baby is going to swing from those, like a follicle jungle gym.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
More photos of Jamie Lynn Spears with fiance Casey Aldridge after the jump.
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I don't know why CNN isn't covering this. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the rest of the fam visited a doctor's office for a check-up at Echography Center close to Grasse in the south of France and then stopped off at McDonald's for some fast food. They eat McDonald's? Maybe it was just for the kids. A Happy Meal translates as delicious fun in any language. Then again, Angie's knocked up. Maybe she had a craving for one of those delicious fish sandwiches.
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More photos from the Jolie-Pitt outing after the jump.
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May 09, 2008
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning for the long haul in France. Angelina has reportedly had the majority of their family's things shipped over to their rented villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angie wants all the surroundings of home in place for when she gives birth to the couple's twin daughters.
Their kids reportedly love the beach being right down the street and they've had Brad's motorcycle shipped over so Brad can explore the French countryside. And pick up chicks.
And where were these items shipped from? New Orleans? Lousiana? Africa? Burma? Bangladesh? Do they have one base of operations? I recently read this hot book called Savage Grace. In it, this socialite couple and their gay son lived all over the world during the 1960s and never heard of jobs. It reminds me of how Brad and Angie live, always traveling. Of course, it ended with the husband leaving with a younger woman, and the mother sleeping with the son and the son snapping and killing her. True story. Jesus, this post just got morbid. I'm sure that's not going to happen to Brad and Angie. Enjoy France, you guys!
Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com
More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their kids in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France after the jump.
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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might be getting married next week. Do I hear the cocking of a shotgun? Reports say that the flailing songstress and her faux emo boy might be getting married as early as May 16.
"The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles," says a source.
Ashlee is currently playing coy with the media as to whether or not she's pregnant. A pregnancy could very well be a reason for all the hurrying around. Then again, her new album just came and went and maybe she needs the distraction of a honeymoon and picking out china.
The same reports state that Jessica Simpson has also gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. She's allegedly jealous that her little sister is pregnant and getting married before her. I totally buy the jealous part, but if Jessica Simpson were engaged she would be running down the street flashing the ring at everyone and screaming her head off. What else does she have to live for?
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
11 more photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are after the jump.
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May 08, 2008
Jamie Lynn Spears is famously knocked up and in need of a name for her unborn daughter. Yes, sources are saying it's a girl! Jamie Lynn, 17, is having a baby with her fiance Casey Aldridge and they need to call it something.
"We want it to be something special. That's something we haven't figured out yet, but I'm thinking hard. I'm working on it. No one has given me any suggestions. I wish they would," Spears said.
May I suggest Britney? Daisy Mae? Coolie? Debbie? Lurline? Precious Love Nails (that's a real person)? Ponygirl? Rittitart? Tiffany? Ms. Take? Try it! It's fun!
Photos: INFDaily.com
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