May 15, 2008
Please enjoy the exclusive video from The Hills third season finale party in LA. You will realize that Lauren Conrad is kind of a bitch, and Audrina Patridge seems like a nice-enough sort. I don't know if I see her as being a huge Hollywood star, though she did just get cast in the....sequel to Into The Blue. She's starring alongside the....dude who left The O.C. because his Dad was gay. Yeah.
Would you like some spoilers for the fourth season of The Hills. Yes? Well, follow the jump!
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May 13, 2008
The reality TV power couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were conspicuously absent from the MTV season finale party for The Hills last night. Her rep claims that she wasn't invited, which seems like a load of BS, because I can't imagine that MTV execs would hardly pass up the opportunity for a red-carpet spat if given the chance. Maybe her boobs sprung a leak and she had to get them patched. That's how they work, right?
In any case, Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt (Spencer's sister) were at the event and (surprise, surprise) Stephanie told E! Online that she's looking to start a career in fashion. Great. I'm all out of poorly-made items of trashy clothing.
And will someone please be Audrina's friend, already? I never thought I'd say this, but those sad faces she makes are starting to have an effect on me.
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More shots from The Hills season finale after the jump.
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May 12, 2008
That is a brave woman sitting in such close proximity to this sniper bait. Except that now, I'm finding out that it's Heidi's mother and so I'm now holding her at least partially responsible for her daughter's complete lack of judgment. The fact that she's agreed to allow Heidi to engage in this faux relationship with the anti-Christ that is Spencer Pratt proves to me that she is a horrible mother and should have those flowers snatched right out of her hands, after which she should be beaten about the head and shoulders with the very roses she didn't deserve to be given in the first place.
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More photos of Heidi and Spencer celebrating Mother's Day after the jump.
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May 10, 2008
Heidi Montag got her ass on the Ellen show, and told her that no longer being fake friends with Lauren Conrad is a "weight off my shoulders." You'd feel even lighter if you took those plastic domes off your chest, moron. The interview will air on Monday.
I seriously feel for the TV hosts who have to speak to this broad.
"Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said. No one likes your boyfriend, Heidi.
Heidi says that Lauren had a boyfriend that she "didn't like" for several years, but she kept her yap shut. She thought it better that the two just "go our own ways." I'm sure the writers did, too. Heidi said that the recent journalistic integrity-destroying Rolling Stone cover that featured all the Hills girls was "awkward." Yeah, well, fake friendships designed for TV and passed off as "real" will do that.
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May 09, 2008
The LA Times recently did a thorough examination of the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt phenomenon. Heidi tried summing up their existence by explaining how they perceive themselves.
"Obviously we're entertainers. We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives. Whether it's on the show or in the tabloids."
Spencer explains that he started dating Heidi behind the scenes after Season 1 of The Hills because he felt that the show needed some "evil." Whether he was with her initially because she was on TV or not, he claims to be fully in love with her manufactured personality and body.
"I was -- and am -- so in love with Heidi, and that stuff stops mattering. Our real world is right here," he said, gesturing at the space between them. I might vomit. I need to breathe deeply and through my nose slowly.
Spencer says he and Heidi are fully aware as to how the media works, and are merely feeding the voracious beast that is the mainstream media, the tabloids, and the blogs. Thanks for the snack, Spence!
"Every hour," he said. "Every different magazine, every blog texts, like, 'We heard this, we heard this.' Most of the time, people are just making things up, trying to get you to give a source quote. Or give one line just so they can build something. On every site, in every magazine, they need content. It's the most competitive industry in the world, I would say, the pop culture media game."
Spencer probaby said all this while Heidi watched the carbonation in her glass of soda. We know who's running that show.
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May 07, 2008
MTV's precious treasure The Hills has been renewed for a fourth season. The new cycle is being shot right now, and the first of 19 new episodes will premiere in August. Can you stand it? That's a lot of fake reality drama.
"They just started shooting," an insider says. "The fourth season will be about what they ended up doing this summer. Lauren and Whitney will still be working at People's Revolution."
The current season will bow out on May 12. MTV will be throwing a pre-and post-party in the Hollywood Hills (duh) that day which will be shown live on the network. Usher and Young Jeezy will perform. I'd rather watch a scripted "reality" show starring someone named "Young Jeezy."
As for upcoming storylines before the May 12 season finale?
"Lauren makes a heartfelt attempt to patch things up with Audrina, but it may be too late," an MTV statement reads. "Meanwhile, Spencer fears he's going to lose Heidi forever when he learns she's taking a job in Las Vegas."
As a hooker? Well that's pretty much what she does anyway! Might as well get some mileage out of that plastic on her chest!
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More photos of Lauren Conrad heading to a studio in Culver City after the jump.
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May 06, 2008
No no no no no, Jesus no! No, Jesus, no! Not Project Runway! *jumps on coffin, wailing and writhing* Sources say that, not only is ProjRun losing two of its key producers in the move to Lifetime, but it's relocating to Los Angeles! Los Angeles? Fashion capitol of the world? Not exactly. Heidi Montag's clothing line is based out of there!
Producers Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz confirmed yesterday that they will not be following one of the greatest shows of all time when it makes the jump to Lifetime from Bravo/NBC Universal. Cutforth and Lipsitz's production company is called Magical Elves. Sources say the reason why they're not following Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn to Lifetime's glorious television for women headquarters is because Magical Elves produces a ton of content for Bravo. Their other shows include Top Chef, Step It Up and Dance, Top Design, and Last Comic Standing for Bravo's big momma, NBC.
Cutforth denies it, however.
"The two decisions were made independent of each other," Cutforth said. "We have a long-standing relationship with NBC. While 'Runway' has been wonderful for us and our company, it's not a show we own or have any control over. We found ourselves at a crossroads when we found out it wasn't going to be at Bravo."
The harshest news is that the Weinstein Co. will allow ProjRun to relocate to Los Angeles to please host Heidi Klum. Klum wishes to be closer to her family. Tim Gunn's on board, but Nina Garcia and Michael Kors haven't signed on yet, or been asked to. Seriously, this is the death knell of the show. Los Angeles? Fake tans and leggings? Please, God, just end it now.
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10 more precious photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from the Kentucky Derby are featured after the jump.
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May 04, 2008
And I'm not just saying that because publicity-whores Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and Larry Birkhead were there with their hydrogen-peroxide locks and big, cheesy smiles. The runner-up horse Eight Belles suffered two broken ankles after crossing the finish line and was euthanized at the race. That is so effing horrible. Has medicine still not figured out a way to help horses heal from injuries like that? Did we spend all of our research money on making penises bigger? Sigh.
This event would have been the perfect opportunity, though, to take out Heidi and Spence. I wonder if someone would have broken the couple's ankles, if Heidi's horse-teeth veneers would have put her at risk for being shot.
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18 more photos of the celebs attending the Kentucky Derby featuring Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Nick Lachey, Jerry O'Connell, Jennifer Tilly, Kevin Sorbo, Bo Derek, Molly Sims, The Girls Next Door, Hugh Hefner, Carson Daly and Taylor Dayne are after the jump.
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May 02, 2008
Seriously, Jason Wahler is so annoyed by the sex tape allegations that he can't stop talking about it. He also addressed the issue of Heidi Montag challenging Lauren Conrad to a lie detector test and wrapped up his rant about Heidi and Spencer by saying that he was tired talking about it and promises us that he's no longer bringing up the subject.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Jason really sounds like he must have been on the Debate Team in school because those arguments of his were pretty eloquent, with all of his bullet points and logical assertions like, "she needs to just chill out, she was a loser, she was a nobody before this."
Although I do agree with his advice that Heidi stop working on her music. It might be the first sensible thing anyone from The Hills has ever uttered.
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