Please enjoy the exclusive video from The Hills third season finale party in LA. You will realize that Lauren Conrad is kind of a bitch, and Audrina Patridge seems like a nice-enough sort. I don't know if I see her as being a huge Hollywood star, though she did just get cast in the....sequel to Into The Blue. She's starring alongside the....dude who left The O.C. because his Dad was gay. Yeah.
Would you like some spoilers for the fourth season of The Hills. Yes? Well, follow the jump!
Here's some exclusive footage of Stephanie Pratt from The Hills talking about her douchey brother, Spencer Pratt, at The Hills season finale party. Apparently, he's really funny and not pleased that she's friends with Lauren Conrad. Because you know, Lauren vs. Heidi Montag and Spencer and so on. Watching The Hills must suck brain cells. Writing about it sure does.
Stephanie says that she thinks Spencer is merely fixated on not liking Lauren, and proving a point, and just taking it out on her. She also claims that Spencer is speaking with Brody Jenner again. This might be because Brody reportedly has a new MTV show on the way called Bromance. Unless this "bromance" involves hot oil massage between mens, then count me out.
Spencer and Brody were on the outs (at least as determined by the show's writers) because Brody wouldn't drop Lauren Conrad. Since then, Spencer has reportedly regretted his ultimatum. Either that, or he realizes hanging out with Brody could mean double the photo opps. Spencer would insert himself into the FBI warning at the beginning of DVDs if he could. Winking at the camera while Heidi poledanced in the background.
"Spencer had been calling and texting for a long time, begging to make up, but Brody was just blowing him off," a source said. "Spencer was relentless."
Jenner apparently realized he might need a "name" co-star for Bromance (I can't type that without cringing) so he's speaking with Pratt again. Grody and Twat, together again.
The reality TV power couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were conspicuously absent from the MTV season finale party for The Hills last night. Her rep claims that she wasn't invited, which seems like a load of BS, because I can't imagine that MTV execs would hardly pass up the opportunity for a red-carpet spat if given the chance. Maybe her boobs sprung a leak and she had to get them patched. That's how they work, right?
In any case, Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt (Spencer's sister) were at the event and (surprise, surprise) Stephanie told E! Online that she's looking to start a career in fashion. Great. I'm all out of poorly-made items of trashy clothing.
And will someone please be Audrina's friend, already? I never thought I'd say this, but those sad faces she makes are starting to have an effect on me.
Heidi Montag got her ass on the Ellen show, and told her that no longer being fake friends with Lauren Conrad is a "weight off my shoulders." You'd feel even lighter if you took those plastic domes off your chest, moron. The interview will air on Monday.
I seriously feel for the TV hosts who have to speak to this broad.
"Towards the end of our relationship she was just always yelling at me and nagging at me because she didn't like my boyfriend [Spencer Pratt]," Montag said. No one likes your boyfriend, Heidi.
Heidi says that Lauren had a boyfriend that she "didn't like" for several years, but she kept her yap shut. She thought it better that the two just "go our own ways." I'm sure the writers did, too. Heidi said that the recent journalistic integrity-destroying Rolling Stonecover that featured all the Hills girls was "awkward." Yeah, well, fake friendships designed for TV and passed off as "real" will do that.
MTV's precious treasure The Hills has been renewed for a fourth season. The new cycle is being shot right now, and the first of 19 new episodes will premiere in August. Can you stand it? That's a lot of fake reality drama.
"They just started shooting," an insider says. "The fourth season will be about what they ended up doing this summer. Lauren and Whitney will still be working at People's Revolution."
The current season will bow out on May 12. MTV will be throwing a pre-and post-party in the Hollywood Hills (duh) that day which will be shown live on the network. Usher and Young Jeezy will perform. I'd rather watch a scripted "reality" show starring someone named "Young Jeezy."
As for upcoming storylines before the May 12 season finale?
"Lauren makes a heartfelt attempt to patch things up with Audrina, but it may be too late," an MTV statement reads. "Meanwhile, Spencer fears he's going to lose Heidi forever when he learns she's taking a job in Las Vegas."
As a hooker? Well that's pretty much what she does anyway! Might as well get some mileage out of that plastic on her chest!
Seriously, Jason Wahler is so annoyed by the sex tape allegations that he can't stop talking about it. He also addressed the issue of Heidi Montag challenging Lauren Conrad to a lie detector test and wrapped up his rant about Heidi and Spencer by saying that he was tired talking about it and promises us that he's no longer bringing up the subject.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but Jason really sounds like he must have been on the Debate Team in school because those arguments of his were pretty eloquent, with all of his bullet points and logical assertions like, "she needs to just chill out, she was a loser, she was a nobody before this."
Although I do agree with his advice that Heidi stop working on her music. It might be the first sensible thing anyone from The Hills has ever uttered.
The star of The Hills and part-time volunteer lingerie model, Heidi Montag, hit up the Late Show and took the opportunity to try and win over America by talking shit about Lauren Conrad in between flashing her giant veneers to the audience and Dave. And I'm not sure, but I'd be willing to be money that is a Jessica Simpson wig on her vacant plastic head.
Not one to play coy, Heidi obligingly went into detail about how Lauren tried to break up Heidi's relationship with Spencer Pratt (something they know how to do on their own, thankyouverymuch!) and kept insisting that a sex-tape of Lauren did exist at some point.
The best part, by far, though was when Heidi explained to us what it is Spencer does for a living. According to the bubbly blonde, "He's a money-making media mogul." That's such resume speak for "porn producer."
Lauren Conrad's past with Jason Wahler continues to haunt her. Their relationship was full of bad decisions, but Jason is denying that one of those involves the creation of a sex tape between him and ex-girlfriend Lauren. Wahler told Us Weekly magazine, "I do not have a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and one does not exist."
This denial comes in reaction to a recent visit that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag had on The Tyra Banks Show. Spencer told Tyra, "I know for 100 percent fact it did exist - 1000%!"
Whoah, that's a lot of percents. However, Heidi did admit that neither she nor Spencer have actually seen the tape themselves, but they are a million percent sure it's real. A billion percent, even.
Meanwhile, Lauren is trying to move on with her life with her new relationship with penis-checking boyfriend Doug Reinhardt. This woman has such stellar taste in men. She should start a match-making service.
Here's "the cast" of the Hills on the cover of Rolling Stone. Remind me to cancel my subscription. Ok, I don't actually subscribe but if I did, watch out, Jann Wenner! I'm not sure how these biddies got famous because that is not real life they're reflecting. I actually watched it for the first time recently, and I wanted to give my eyes back to Jesus.
And for those of you who care, it's all sort of spicy...ok, I can't even lie. It sounds incredibly dull. Audrina, Lauren, and Lo moved in together. They had a housewarming party. Some old boyfriend from high school showed up. Justin Bobby got a haircut. Heidi made some ho stay home with her. Brody Jenner sucks. You know, the usual. That pained me to write.
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