Rumors are swirling like the crack smoke around Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse about the possibility of a Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoonengagement. Hence Jake's facial expression. No one should have to marry their favorite shopping partner. They're a companion for outlet shopping sprees! Not life!
A source says that Jake and Reese are thinking of taking the plunge.
"They've been talking marriage for a while. They'll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together," the source reports.
Apparently, Witherspoon wants to make things official for the sake of her two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe - Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4.
"This is a very serious relationship. But Reese is very conservative and traditional. I'm sure she doesn't want her kids to see her 'living in sin'," the "friend of the actress" says. Jesus, take your habit and wimple off, Reese. It's 2008. She probably calls her breasts "dirtypillows", too.
In preparation for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's weekend wedding, Jessica and Tina Simpson hosted a bachelorette party last night for the red-headed expecting future bride.
It was a low-key event held at Ashlee's parents house in Encino starting in the early evening and coming right around midnight. Tents were set up to accommodate the guests. What did you think it was going to be? Some crazy boozing and running around? Please, this isn't a McDonald's in Canada, people.
Meanwhile, Pete hung out with his future papa-in-law and some of his friends that night, hitting up Mr. Chow for an almost $1,000 tab. Leaving the restaurant, Joe declared, "I'm a happy camper."
Looks like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have decided to tie the knot, after the California Supreme Court overturned the state's ban against gay marriage yesterday.
Ellen made the news public at the taping of her show, which will air across the country today. Portia de Rossi was in the studio for the big announcement, where the excited audience cheered.
According to the court's ruling, people have a fundamental "right to marry" the partner of their choice, making the previous ban unconstitutional.
The happy couple have been dating since 2004.
More photos of Ellen and Portia are after the jump.
Here's young Nick Cannon, being indoctrinated into Mariah's World. It's not all lollipop fences and glitter-covered cleavage as you can see by the mob of paparazzi that surrounded the newlywed couple as they tried to leave Gyu-Kaku restaurant. This kind of attention could old fast.
But it sounds like Nick's ready to make this high-profile marriage work and even has has babies on the brain. His half-brother Reuben Cannon dished to Us Weekly that Nick "definitely wants kids" but added, "I am not sure exactly if now is the time." Oh please, they're going to procreate immediately, if Mimi's not already with child at the moment. Her career is always going to be crazy, but just take a look at Jennifer Lopez. She didn't let a little thing like having twins slow her down.
Pete Wentz is excited for his upcoming wedding to Ashlee Simpson. So excited, in fact, that he has jokingly exclaimed he wants the ceremony to be themed after the Gremlins sequel.
The Fall Out Boy bassist said in an interview, "We could have it take place in a mall and there could be little green naked monsters running about! We could even have Gizmo as a guest!"
All jokes aside, fashion-loving Pete did mention that he's leaving the day's fashion to his fiancee, Ashlee. Pete launched his own line called Clandestine four years ago, but he doesn't seem to have faith in himself for creating clothes for big event.
"I would not even try to step in and design Ashlee's wedding dress. I don't think she would want that - thank God. I wouldn't marry anyone who wanted a wedding dress designed by me," he said.
Let's face it, Pete knows he will be too busy trying on Ashlee's dress to even think about making one for her -- either that or there is just not enough time because the couple are getting married this weekend in a shotgun wedding!
Jessica Simpson performed at a concert for the troops at Camp Pendleton Thursday night, and revealed to the press that she's going to be sister Ashlee's maid of honor. Ashlee is possibly pregnant and marrying Fall Out Boy heartthrob/Cover Girl Pete Wentz.
Jessica replied "of course," when she was asked if she would be standing up for Ashlee on her wedding day. Well, what else does she have going on?
Simpson performed alongside Janet Jackson, Snoop Dogg, Ne-Yo, and Pamela Anderson in a three hour concert that night. I can only imagine what Pammy Anderson was performing. Jess sang "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" in a skintight red top, jeans and stiletto heels. I gotta hand it to her, she gives her all for the troops.
First Daughter Jenna Bush got hitched. She married Henry Hager, whom she met while work on her father's 2004 re-electiion campaign. Well at least something nice came out of that. Dick Cheney managed not to shoot anybody in the face during the wedding.
The couple were married just before sundown beside a lake at the President's 1,600 acre Prairie Chapel ranch in Crawford, Texas. The bride and her mother Laura Bush wore Oscar De La Renta, who is a personal friend of the family. The got married in front of a limestone cross and altar which will remain as a permanent part of the property. Jenna's twin sister Barbara served as the maid of honor.
Jenna's the first daughter of an active President to be married in 16 years.
"This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry," the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. "It's also a special time for Laura, who this Mother's Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle."
Wasn't Jenna a crazy drunken slut when she was younger? Way to clean up, babe.
For as unexpected as this was of a union and as shocked as I am still that it took place, I do have to admit that Mariah never has looked better. She's trim, smiling big and excitedly flashing that rock of hers.
These are pictures from (and a video) of Mr. and Mrs. Nick Cannon's world debut. The two stepped out for the Time magazine 100 Most Influential People in the world (of which Mariah is one) party earlier in the evening, making their first appearance together since their secret marriage in the Bahamas.
The couple sat down with People magazine for an in-depth interview, revealing the details of the events that led up to their marriage and how they fell in love at first sight, essentially. They both got tattoos before the April 30th ceremony - Mariah's got "Mrs. Cannon" on her lower back, and Nick has "Mariah" across the back of his shoulders. According to Nick, part of why they get along so well is because, "We are both eternally 12 years old."
But my favorite part of the interview comes from the description of how Nick proposed. Apparently, he presented Mimi inside a Ring Pop wrapper and when he got down one knee, "she ran away and got all shy." Eventually she returned and said yes, but how awesome is that image? Proposing to that one is like trying to woo a unicorn or a wood sprite.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might be getting married next week. Do I hear the cocking of a shotgun? Reports say that the flailing songstress and her faux emo boy might be getting married as early as May 16.
"The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles," says a source.
Ashlee is currently playing coy with the media as to whether or not she's pregnant. A pregnancy could very well be a reason for all the hurrying around. Then again, her new album just came and went and maybe she needs the distraction of a honeymoon and picking out china.
The same reports state that Jessica Simpson has also gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. She's allegedly jealous that her little sister is pregnant and getting married before her. I totally buy the jealous part, but if Jessica Simpson were engaged she would be running down the street flashing the ring at everyone and screaming her head off. What else does she have to live for?
Now that it's out that Nick and Mariah are all married and stuff, here are some pictures of Cannon's wedding ring and it looks to be covered in some pretty sizable diamonds. Ugh. That's so gross. Does he think he's the bride or something? Get a regular wedding band, ass.
Meanwhile, according to Oprah Winfrey, Ms. Mariah showed the talk show host that the songstress had recently had her back tattooed with the words "Mrs. Cannon" when they were filming Mariah's most recent interview. I hope she used lots of red for the tattoo cause that shit is really hard to remove.
