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May 16, 2008

Precious Moments With Pete Doherty And Amy Winehouse

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Pete Doherty , Pets , Precious Moments

Awwwww.

UPDATE: Another new video has been posted. Check it out after the jump.

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Need To Be Separated

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Celebrity Mundane , Drugs , Legal Matters , Music , Pete Doherty

What in the blue hell is on his face? Get some Campho-Pehique for that! That's not going to work. Shoot it, then! Here's Pete Doherty, whatever that is on Pete's mug, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke. Pretty soon they're going to be holding the door for you at Store 24 and pointedly calling you "sir" when you don't have any cash on you.

The two soon-to-be drug casualties were out celebrating Pete's release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy. They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London's Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they're crackheads.

No one came to the door, so they finally gave up and went back to Amy's crackhouse. To do crack. Why? Because they're crackheads.

Those jean shorts of hers have seen some battles, let me tell you.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

May 14, 2008

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty: Crackheads In Love

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Celebrity Mundane , Legal Matters , Music , Pete Doherty

Photos: SplashNewsOnline.com

This is what happens when you cross the streams of your proton packs! Good Christ, that's a lot of drug lips smashing together! Splash them with holy water to separate them! Drug dealers could harvest the saliva from that liplock and keep people high for generations!

Pete Doherty laid a smack on Amy Winehouse's sore-ridden mouth as a goodbye outside her place in Camden. Pete was whoopin' it up (re: getting all sorts of high on as many chemicals as possible) at Amy's joint after playing a gig with his band Babyshambles. He was celebrating getting out of the clink. That boy is literally made of drugs. Isn't that like releasing Exhibit #A?

Pete's gig was at The Forum in Kentish Town, and he thanked "everyone who wrote a letter over the last month." That's what got him free? Or were there keys in those letters?

In other legal emancipation news, Amy Winehouse was cleared of charges stemming from that hot video where she lights up her crackpipe and makes like the Little Junkie That Could. She was pinched last week and spent nine hours in jail. The video also reportedly shows her doing coke and E. So did they have their blind officer watch ut?

Photos: FlynetOnline.com

14 more photos of Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse's night out are after the jump.

May 12, 2008

Junkies In The Mist

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , British Trainwrecks , Candids , Drugs , Photos , Wasted

Yikes. The only thing grosser than seeing Amy Winehouse whittling down to skin and bones is seeing what it looks like when her skin is literally hanging off her bones. We present to you Amy in motion and are really hoping none of you are eating breakfast.

We've got more pictures of the troubled Ms. Winehouse hanging out in the park behind a recording studio in Henley, London. I really hope it's not a public park because it looks like a hell of a scene out there. I'd hate to imagine some little kids getting bored with the see saw and inadvertently wandering over to go play with the lady who keeps talking to the syringes sticking out of her beehive.

Even though she might forget to put on shoes and a shirt, the woman's eyeliner is somehow always intact. I'm amazed.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

More photos of Amy and her topless friends after the jump.

May 09, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Can't Find Anybody That Will Work With Her

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Britney Spears , Celebrity Mundane , Charles Manson , Courtney Love , Film , Films , Lindsay Lohan , Matthew Bright , Samantha Ronson

This is sad news to me because I think she would have been perfect in the role. Lindsay Lohan has been dropped from The Manson Girls, which is the film about Charles Manson's female followers. The reason being given is that director Matthew Bright couldn't find any "name" actors or actresses that wanted to work with her. Yikes. No one likes Lindsay Lohan. Even Samantha Ronson wants her to stop laying across her turntables! Maybe it's because she's got sticky fingers!

Lohan had signed on to play Manson follower Nancy Pittman (aka Brenda McCann, I know my Manson lore) back in March, but it looks like Bright will be going in another direction. I say just get every famous wackjob avaiable for the movie. It will make millions. Amy Winehouse can play Susan Atkins, Courtney Love can be Patricia Krenwinkel, and Britney Spears can be Leslie Van Houten. Papa Joe Simpson can play Manson. Millions, I'm telling you.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Linsday Lohan out and about are after the jump.

May 08, 2008

Amy Winehouse In The Spotlight

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Busted , Celebrity Mundane , Drugs , England , Legal Matters , Music

Damn, she looks like Minnie Mouse's crackhead cousin. On the track outside of Cinderella's palace. Amy Winehouse was released from custody yesterday after being arrested on possession of Class A drugs. This is all stemming from that tasteful video she appeared in that was discovered last February.

The clip in question came from the memory stick belonging to two drug dealers, Jonny Blagrove and his girlfriend Cara Burton. In the 19 minute clip, Winehouse is filmed smoking crack. Charming! She was originally scheduled to be questioned in June. But the date was moved up and she kept her "appointment" wiith police.

Winehouse celebrated her release by stumbling around the city looking like this at 4 AM, and asking paparazzi which tattoo she should get next. Howabout one that says her next of kin and what she wants done with the body?

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

More photos of Amy Winehouse hanging out are after the jump.

May 07, 2008

BREAKING: Amy Winehouse Arrested!

Filed under: A Cry For Help , Amy Winehouse , Arrested , Breaking News , Busted , Drugs , Legal Matters , London , Video

It's like it's déjà vu all over again. Yeah, this story might look familiar, but it's a different arrest. Amy Winehouse was at a London police station this afternoon for a pre-arranged meeting and it concluded with her arrest. The drug possession charge leveled on her is coming as a result of the infamous video posted by The Sun of the British singer allegedly smoking crack, reports TMZ.

According to Amy's rep, "Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment. She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries. The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year."

An even more serious crime would seem to be the horrific blond hairstyle she was rocking at the time of the video. Was there really no one there to make sure she was camera-ready during filming?

What In The World Is Amy Winehouse Doing?

Filed under: Amy Winehouse

Any guesses?

More photos of Amy Winehouse frolicking in the wild are after the jump.

May 06, 2008

Amy Winehouse Too Worried About Bail for Bond

Filed under: Amy Winehouse , Mark Ronson , Music

Okay, that might be a little hyperbolic, as Winehouse can likely afford to get out of jail, and she was only issued a caution after turning herself in to authorities a little over a week ago.

But, Mark Ronson has announced that he and Amy have shelved all recording projects at this time.

It was announced that the two were working on the latest James Bond theme song, and that seems to be only part of the work dropped for now by Amy and Mark.

According to the famous producer Amy is "not ready to record any music," and that it would take a "miracle of science" to finish recording the song for Quantum of Solace, the 22nd James Bond feature film.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online