May 21, 2008
Madonna was ALL sorts of animated (well at least as much as her plastic surgery would allow) at the Cannes premiere of her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are. Madonna wrote and produced the film, which explores the plight of African orphans in Malawi. She's donated almost 3 million dollars to the Raising Malawi charity since adopting her son David Banda 18 months ago.
Is Sharon staring at Madge's titties through that dress? She can see nip, too. These two give off an air of rich lesbian. I can totally see them guest-starring as a rich power lezzie couple on The L Word. They need a sex scene with Shane!
In bizarro news, word is that Madonna bonded backstage at Cannes with...Mike Tyson? Mike's been hanging there with Diddy to promote his own documentary, Tyson. Apparently, he's trying to show everyone that he's not the cannibalistic jailbird that he actually is and pretended to show interest in/feign that he understood Madonna's Malawi interests.
"Madonna thinks Mike is amazing and asked if she could have a private screening of his documentary, Tyson, while she was in the Riviera. Mike agreed immediately. And, aware that having a celebrity fan will do wonders for his doc, he offered to do a favour in return," a source says. What?
Guy Ritchie must be like "there is no way in bloody hell I'm letting that ponce into our house, love."
Tyson has apparently promised Madonna that he will accompany her to Malawi this summer to promote AIDS awareness. Oh, really? Wasn't he just found sniffing cocainya off his windshield or something? Madonna, you do not want to trifle with this one. I know you've had some freaky men up in your bed (Rodman?), but ths guy's a biter. For real. She was probably just shining his ass on until she could get behind her security detail.
He totally reminds me of one of those pitbulls that trots around with a toddler in its mouth like nothing's the matter.
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17 more photos from the Cannes premiere of I Am Because, plus you can see the goods through her see-through dress, after the jump.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were sighted shopping at the Toys 'R' Us in Cannes. Do they have a Dunkies there as well? Their daughter Shiloh's birthday is next wee on on May 27th and perhaps they were shopping for gifts. She's probably just grateful that they finally started taking her out of the house. I know Angie was kinda iffy about the fact that Shiloh wasn't rescued from some Third World hell, but jesus, let her get some fresh air!
Brad Pitt's features seem to be sinking into his face. He shouldn't wear big heavy sunglasses. He's starting to look like he's going to lead Sam and Frodo into Mordor.
Is that Toys 'R' Us employee wearing chaps? Dykes on Bikes! In France!
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More photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing a little shopping in Toy R Us are after the jump.
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May 20, 2008
The globally ultrafamous had dinner together last night at Cannes. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clint Eastwood, and Mick Jagger ate dinner together at Tetou restaurant before the premiere of Angie's new film The Changeling. Clint directed her in it as she played the mother of a kidnapped child in 1920s Los Angeles.
What did they talk about? Clint probably grunted a few things about the escargot, while Brad kissed his ass. Clint wished he were twenty years younger so he could get with Angie. She'd go for it. I would love to hear Clint refer to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, and Shiloh as "those damn kids." Jagger probably looked old and pursed his lips alot.
Think about that. Dirty Harry with the most famous celebrity couple breathing and Jagger. Paul McCartney, Bono and Britney Spears couldn't make it?
Look at Clint trying to leave. He just wants a recliner and a beer and to fall asleep in front of Jimmy Kimmel. Cut the old dude some slack.
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More photos are after the jump.
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May 19, 2008
Look, it's Shiloh! You never see her out! She's adorable. No wonder why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie keep her under wraps. It's too much cute for the world to bear. Here's Brad and Angie with Shiloh, Maddox and Shiloh's doll shopping at Bonpoint in Cannes. Brad's looking sorta grizzled lately. He's letting himself age, which is probably a good thing. It's not like he's not going to be getting the roles. Sean Connery worked up until he was 2,320.
Angelina is determined to have the kids speak French as their second language.
"French is a second language in our house," she says. "Being here is very good for their language skills."
Brad's not that quick on the language skills uptake. He's having some difficulty.
"I've been learning French,' he says. 'But the kids are doing it too - and they are better than me." Just take off the sunglasses and gesture emphatically. You're Brad Pitt, you can probably take over the palace at Versailles with nary a word and they'd merely shrug and throw roses. Angelia already graced them with the holy nipple shot. It's really all that was required. It was like the opening of the Ark of the Covenant!
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May 13, 2008
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More photos of Lindsay Lohan with Samantha Ronson and her hickey are after the jump.
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May 12, 2008
I don't know why CNN isn't covering this. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and the rest of the fam visited a doctor's office for a check-up at Echography Center close to Grasse in the south of France and then stopped off at McDonald's for some fast food. They eat McDonald's? Maybe it was just for the kids. A Happy Meal translates as delicious fun in any language. Then again, Angie's knocked up. Maybe she had a craving for one of those delicious fish sandwiches.
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More photos from the Jolie-Pitt outing after the jump.
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Someone could use a little more sun.
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More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with the family at Maryland Villa where they are living in the South of France after the jump.
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May 09, 2008
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning for the long haul in France. Angelina has reportedly had the majority of their family's things shipped over to their rented villa in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat. Angie wants all the surroundings of home in place for when she gives birth to the couple's twin daughters.
Their kids reportedly love the beach being right down the street and they've had Brad's motorcycle shipped over so Brad can explore the French countryside. And pick up chicks.
And where were these items shipped from? New Orleans? Lousiana? Africa? Burma? Bangladesh? Do they have one base of operations? I recently read this hot book called Savage Grace. In it, this socialite couple and their gay son lived all over the world during the 1960s and never heard of jobs. It reminds me of how Brad and Angie live, always traveling. Of course, it ended with the husband leaving with a younger woman, and the mother sleeping with the son and the son snapping and killing her. True story. Jesus, this post just got morbid. I'm sure that's not going to happen to Brad and Angie. Enjoy France, you guys!
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More photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with their kids in Saint Jean Cap Ferrat, France after the jump.
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May 07, 2008
That's the word around town anyway. Actress/philanthropist/ mother to many Angelina Jolie is reportedly knocked up with twin daughters. Angelina is due in July, and a source says that the family is thrilled to be having two more girls.
"Brad can't wait -- he absolutely adores little girls," says a source. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."
The family is currently lounging about in France, and possibly looking for properties to buy. Not all is peachy keen with Angie, though. She's reportedly been having some difficulties with her pregnancy. She allegedly recently had a fainting incident.
"Angie got out of bed and was halfway across the room when she passed out and fell," says the source. "Brad heard her hit the floor -- hard -- and he rushed to her side. She came around pretty quickly, and the medical team that has been traveling with her, a doctor and a nurse, got her back into bed and started checking her vitals."
Angie was reportedly fine if you're believing this story. She probably passed out because she realized she's going to be Mom to six kids and jesus christ, that's a lot.
Photos: INFDaily.com/SplashNewsOnline.com
More photos of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Zahara are after the jump.
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In a good way. Madge better step her game up! Here's pictures from the opening night of Kylie Minogue's KYLIEX2008 tour in Paris last night. And Kylie was on! What have we got here? Bondage, electricity, wires, purple gowns, fetish. It's a smorgasbord of gay! All of Kylie's nine costume changes were designed by Jean Paul Gaultier.
Kylie is Jerry Lewis-big in France. She was just awarded the position of Knight of the Order of Arts and Letters by their Minister of Culture.
Kylie's ex-dude Olivier Martinez was in the house last night, watching the show. Despite their break-up in February of last year, they two seem to have maintained a friendship. Or maybe he's stalking her ass.
Enjoy these pics because Kylie appears to be unable to sell a record here. So this is the closest to her tour you're going to get unless you hop on an international flight of some sort.
More photos from Kylie Minogue's Parisian concert are after the jump.
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