May 11, 2008
First Daughter Jenna Bush got hitched. She married Henry Hager, whom she met while work on her father's 2004 re-electiion campaign. Well at least something nice came out of that. Dick Cheney managed not to shoot anybody in the face during the wedding.
The couple were married just before sundown beside a lake at the President's 1,600 acre Prairie Chapel ranch in Crawford, Texas. The bride and her mother Laura Bush wore Oscar De La Renta, who is a personal friend of the family. The got married in front of a limestone cross and altar which will remain as a permanent part of the property. Jenna's twin sister Barbara served as the maid of honor.
Jenna's the first daughter of an active President to be married in 16 years.
"This is a joyous occasion for our family, as we celebrate the happy life ahead of (Jenna) and her husband, Henry," the president said in his weekly radio broadcast Saturday morning. "It's also a special time for Laura, who this Mother's Day weekend will watch a young woman we raised together walk down the aisle."
Wasn't Jenna a crazy drunken slut when she was younger? Way to clean up, babe.
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April 28, 2008
These two really, really make me want to exercise my right to bear arms. Apparently, even after they were disinvited (well, it was Heidi's invite, technically) from the White House correspondents dinner, these two knuckleheads managed to make it to the event by snagging seats at Fortune magazine's table. They even managed to work their way into the Bloomberg LP after-party at the embassy of Costa Rica, which apparently was so disorganized that half of the guest list wasn't able to get inside. I'm guessing because a-holes like this were hogging the good spots.
I really hope that means that Spencer made Heidi give out some sexual favors in order to secure their spots. And, until I saw Heidi's sandals here, I had no idea Dr. Scholl's had come out with a line of hooker footwear.
Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
11 more photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt waving flags after the jump.
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April 24, 2008
Now, our continued coverage of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt is a point of contention for a number of you readers, but at least we're just a lowly gossip blog. Reality TV "stars" and fame-whores are our bread and butter. But we expect more from MSBNC--they're not us, after all.
Page Six is reporting that MSNBC had invited Heidi Montag as a guest at their table for the White House Correspondents gala. Reportedly, after Spencer got involved, things went sour and the invite ultimately fizzled. According to an unnamed source, "He demanded first-class tickets for both him and Heidi - even though he wasn't invited."
Now, MSNBC is denying that any such invitation was ever extended while Heidi and Spencer's rep claims, "There was a scheduling conflict so they couldn't make it - but they always travel together." That way, they only have to pack one bottle of peroxide and self-tanner at a time. Consolidation is key, with these two. The best illustration of that is how they share a single brain.
Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com
More photos of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt terrorizing the citizens of New York City with their presence after the jump.
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